Sword cane it is!
Pfft. Sword canes are almost expected these days. You really wanna catch them offguard? Flail cane.
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Sword cane it is!
Pfft. Sword canes are almost expected these days. You really wanna catch them offguard? Flail cane.
Cattle prod.
The smonster has landed, repeat, the smonster has landed. And is waiting for her bag of tools.
Glad you're healing well, Trudy.
Good that it's treatable, Laura. Best thoughts for your mom.
Gah. Tired.
Yay Laura, what a relief. I'm glad to hear it's all treatable.
I'm glad you got there safely, smonster.
Cattle prod.
Hmm... they are New Yorkers...
Man, this taxi's brakes are grinding metal. Yikes.
dear goddess this driver is a fucking menace. And also does not know the neighborhood.
Sheesh, smonster, I hope you arrive safely at your friend's home.
Hope you got there, smonster!
Laura, yay your mom.
Erin, an hour shoveling totally counts as a workout!
I went out dancing and there was not one but TWO cute girls there!! Sadly, one negged me and one was friendly but not interested. Sigh.
I'm glad they found something fixable for your mom, Laura.
And yay for being in the home of your heart, smonster!
In a House rerun I saw yesterday, he turned his cane into a sword and a shotgun (dream sequence--House has gotten trippier since I stopped watching regularly). Betcha that would get you a seat on any public transportation you wanted, Trudy.