I find Jewish humor is mostly to say "life sucks. But hey, look at the bright side!"
This may be why it works for me and The Girl.
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I find Jewish humor is mostly to say "life sucks. But hey, look at the bright side!"
This may be why it works for me and The Girl.
I may have some ita type news
I totally can't figure out what type of news this might be. You'll get to kick someone in the head? (I know, you can't tell us. That's cool.)
I saw Carmen in Budapest (box seat for under $10) and while Carmen was more brassy than sultry, it was very enjoyable and seeing the inside of the building was worth the price of admission by itself.
They're doing Carmen the night I get into Budapest, but I figure I will be too jet-lagged to appreciate it. Also, there aren't many seats available anyway. They're doing Barber of Seville on Sunday, but I figure Tosca gets me more bang for my buck.
Y'all I may have some ita type news
You beat someone up with your pinky?
Y'all I may have some ita type news
You're hiding Joseph Gordon-Levitt in your living room?
Huh. Maybe food BEFORE the pot of double dark chocolate mate would have been a smart idea. But I feel really awake!
Thisi s the standard Shiksa/Jew exchange my DH and I regularly have:
Me: Isn't this a wonderful day?
Him: (cautiously) So far.
Y'all I may have some ita type news
Someone named a moon after you?
Maybe food BEFORE the pot of double dark chocolate mate would have been a smart idea. But I feel really awake!
Yeah, that was my reaction to the cappuccino the size of my head this morning. Got a lot done before the post-drink crash set in.
Me: Isn't this a wonderful day?
Him: (cautiously) So far.
Ha!
The Girl is painfully cheery. All the time. I'm the 'the world is going to end - you just watch. I'll have told you so' one.
Got a lot done before the post-drink crash set in.
Yeah, I think I just flipped into an EDIT ALL THE THINGS! space.