I like boobies.
Mmmm. Boobies.
Simon: Captain... why did you come back for us? Mal: You're on my crew. Simon: Yeah, but you don't even like me. Why'd you come back? Mal: You're on my crew. Why we still talking about this?
'Safe'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Mar 10, 2011 8:02:13 am PST #17117 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"
Connie Neil - Mar 10, 2011 8:10:40 am PST #17118 of 30000
brillig
Eh, boobies, those annoying things that won't let me sleep on my stomach.
§ ita § - Mar 10, 2011 8:12:11 am PST #17119 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I've always been able to sleep on my stomach. Given I can't be dropped by a casual kick to the groin, I think the sensory and aesthetics are a total win.
erikaj - Mar 10, 2011 8:18:18 am PST #17120 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!
BTDT, sj. I think if I were a man, I'd do nothing but hit on women and get into fights. I think the *world* is luckily I'm a woman, to say nothing of myself.
Steph L. - Mar 10, 2011 8:19:35 am PST #17121 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
I think if I were a man, I'd do nothing but hit on women and get into fights.
I'd use my iPod Touch with my penis.
tommyrot - Mar 10, 2011 8:24:27 am PST #17122 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I'd use my iPod Touch with my penis.
I think it'd be difficult to play Angry Birds without an erect penis. And playing Angry Birds with and erect penis is just wrong.
meara - Mar 10, 2011 9:04:57 am PST #17123 of 30000
Tommy, I believe that Dillo was holding it while playing. ...that sounds so wrong.
I like being a girl. Much as I would love to easily pee standing up, and wouldn't turn down a magic "try being a guy for a day!" I also wouldn't want to switch.
tommyrot - Mar 10, 2011 9:13:42 am PST #17124 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
In some ways I'd prefer to be a woman, but if I was born a girl I think I'd be very angry about sexism and misogyny. I'd probably have gone through a lesbian separatist phase.
§ ita § - Mar 10, 2011 9:15:36 am PST #17125 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'd probably have gone through a lesbian separatist phase.
I don't think any level of anger at misogyny is going to skew my Kinsey needle. I'm spitting mad about it, but guys are still attractive. I don't blame all of them. I don't blame only them.
Atropa - Mar 10, 2011 9:20:06 am PST #17126 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
I don't think any level of anger at misogyny is going to skew my Kinsey needle.
Yeah, I'm with ita on this.
I've never wanted to be a guy, even when I am at my most furious about the ingrained misogyny of the world.