I think if I were a man, I'd do nothing but hit on women and get into fights.
I'd use my iPod Touch with my penis.
This is so nice. Having everyone together for my birthday. Of course, you could smash in all my toes with a hammer and it will still be the bestest Buffy Birthday Bash in a big long while.
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Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
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Steph L. - Mar 10, 2011 8:19:35 am PST #17121 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
tommyrot - Mar 10, 2011 8:24:27 am PST #17122 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I'd use my iPod Touch with my penis.
I think it'd be difficult to play Angry Birds without an erect penis. And playing Angry Birds with and erect penis is just wrong.
meara - Mar 10, 2011 9:04:57 am PST #17123 of 30000
Tommy, I believe that Dillo was holding it while playing. ...that sounds so wrong.
I like being a girl. Much as I would love to easily pee standing up, and wouldn't turn down a magic "try being a guy for a day!" I also wouldn't want to switch.
tommyrot - Mar 10, 2011 9:13:42 am PST #17124 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
In some ways I'd prefer to be a woman, but if I was born a girl I think I'd be very angry about sexism and misogyny. I'd probably have gone through a lesbian separatist phase.
§ ita § - Mar 10, 2011 9:15:36 am PST #17125 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'd probably have gone through a lesbian separatist phase.
I don't think any level of anger at misogyny is going to skew my Kinsey needle. I'm spitting mad about it, but guys are still attractive. I don't blame all of them. I don't blame only them.
Atropa - Mar 10, 2011 9:20:06 am PST #17126 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
I don't think any level of anger at misogyny is going to skew my Kinsey needle.
Yeah, I'm with ita on this.
I've never wanted to be a guy, even when I am at my most furious about the ingrained misogyny of the world.
sj - Mar 10, 2011 9:21:46 am PST #17127 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
I've never wanted to be a guy, even when I am at my most furious about the ingrained misogyny of the world.
This is me too.
lisah - Mar 10, 2011 9:22:04 am PST #17128 of 30000
Punishingly Intricate
Yeah, same here.
sj - Mar 10, 2011 9:26:46 am PST #17129 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
My stomach is letting up a little. I'm hoping I can at least do some exercises at home today and still go out with friends tonight.
Atropa - Mar 10, 2011 9:28:19 am PST #17130 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Plus (and I'm a little ashamed to admit this), there are times when using society's ingrained misogyny to my advantage is VERY HELPFUL.