"One's a parent, the other has expertise in ass-hooks. Together they fight crime!"
They're doing it backwards; walking up the down slide.
River ,'Ariel'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
tommyrot - Mar 08, 2011 10:20:59 am PST #17012 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Zenkitty - Mar 08, 2011 10:23:59 am PST #17013 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Criminals would quail and beg.
DavidS - Mar 08, 2011 10:25:03 am PST #17014 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Criminals would quail and beg.
Hell, we'd have a clientele.
NoiseDesign - Mar 08, 2011 10:25:07 am PST #17015 of 30000
Our wings are not tired
Do they beg for the parent, or the asshook?
Steph L. - Mar 08, 2011 10:26:48 am PST #17016 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
I think they beg for whatever you tell them to beg for.
Zenkitty - Mar 08, 2011 10:27:28 am PST #17017 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
They're getting the asshook either way.
DavidS - Mar 08, 2011 10:29:29 am PST #17018 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
They're getting the asshook either way.
This is exactly why I admire Zen.
§ ita § - Mar 08, 2011 10:29:58 am PST #17019 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Schools were an occupation in Jamaica, but it was all testing and, if you're my mother, schmoozing. But we took our shit so seriously that nationwide test results were published every year, and you damn well sat around and looked up the scores of every twelve year old you knew, and judged what school they got into.
Don't fuck around with a potential free and excellent education.
Typo Boy - Mar 08, 2011 10:37:47 am PST #17020 of 30000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
~Ma to your FIL Barb. Glad he's alert, hope he makes a full recovery as quickly as can be expected.
Cashmere - Mar 08, 2011 11:10:11 am PST #17021 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.
A friend of mine has chosen this school for her year old son.