Xander: We just saw the zebras mating! Thank you, very exciting... Willow: It was like the Heimlich, with stripes!

'Him'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


brenda m - Mar 02, 2011 3:20:33 am PST #16518 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Good for you, smonster. I missed that mark yesterday.

and my brian says more wine

Not that one though.


Cashmere - Mar 02, 2011 3:38:02 am PST #16519 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

sj, good luck with the appointments. I loved going to a nutritionist. The coolest thing is that they can really give you a better idea of what to look for and how to judge what to eat for yourself. They really are not into guilt trips!

Quick-recovery ~ma for Trudy.

Teppy, I'm not surprised that your brother is a rockstar (LIKE HIS SISTER!!!)


Steph L. - Mar 02, 2011 3:42:46 am PST #16520 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

To quote Wondermark, "Oh wow I just realised that Sex and the City is a prequel to Golden Girls."

I *love* that one! (Not just because it's true.)

and my brian says more wine

I have no brian to tell me to have more wine. DAMN YOU BRIAN!


WindSparrow - Mar 02, 2011 4:05:34 am PST #16521 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

DAMN YOU BRIAN!

Did Tino make off with your brian?


Steph L. - Mar 02, 2011 4:33:15 am PST #16522 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I have no brian at all. I have a Tim, but I have no brian.


tommyrot - Mar 02, 2011 4:41:19 am PST #16523 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I could while away the time, conferrin' with the wine
cookin' with the frying.
And my head I'd be boozin' while
my thoughts were busy schmoozin'
If I only had a Brian.


Hil R. - Mar 02, 2011 4:53:36 am PST #16524 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Gronk. Don't want Wednesday. Want weekend.


Calli - Mar 02, 2011 5:13:15 am PST #16525 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I decided early on yesterday to just smile and shrug about everything going wrongish

I hope very little smiling and shrugging will be required today.


Zenkitty - Mar 02, 2011 7:17:51 am PST #16526 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Thanks for the Trudy updates, Cass, and glad the surgery went well. Trudy, have good drugs!

WS, thanks for the Wellness info. I've been wondering why my cats have been turning up their noses at the Wellness wet food lately - maybe they're smarter than I give them credit for.

omnis, happy house hunting! May you find exactly what you want.

Steph, so happy for your brother! I did indeed click on your links, and I wish I lived closer to Vermont because I'd go drink his beer! (Doesn't that sound vaguely dirty? "Yeah, I'd drink HIS beer, all right!")

Today has been a half-hour meeting that turned into an hour, during which an author left me FIVE voicemails and sent me four emails about a small problem that I can fix in two minutes and will you calm the fuck down, Professor, please? And the FedEx guy knocked and rang the bell insistently until I went to answer it, even though I have a headful of hair dye and I'm wearing a towel over my bra, and he didn't even need a signature! WTF?

Nonetheless, today is a good day, and I am happy and about to go get myself a pizza.


smonster - Mar 02, 2011 7:23:55 am PST #16527 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Hey!! Just popping in to share some exciting news! Ginger, that press release you helped write got me an invitation to appear on a local morning news show about the fundraiser!!!