This isn't a come-on. I'm in a very serious relationship with a landscape architect.

Oliver ,'Conviction (1)'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Hil R. - Mar 02, 2011 4:53:36 am PST #16524 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Gronk. Don't want Wednesday. Want weekend.


Calli - Mar 02, 2011 5:13:15 am PST #16525 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I decided early on yesterday to just smile and shrug about everything going wrongish

I hope very little smiling and shrugging will be required today.


Zenkitty - Mar 02, 2011 7:17:51 am PST #16526 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Thanks for the Trudy updates, Cass, and glad the surgery went well. Trudy, have good drugs!

WS, thanks for the Wellness info. I've been wondering why my cats have been turning up their noses at the Wellness wet food lately - maybe they're smarter than I give them credit for.

omnis, happy house hunting! May you find exactly what you want.

Steph, so happy for your brother! I did indeed click on your links, and I wish I lived closer to Vermont because I'd go drink his beer! (Doesn't that sound vaguely dirty? "Yeah, I'd drink HIS beer, all right!")

Today has been a half-hour meeting that turned into an hour, during which an author left me FIVE voicemails and sent me four emails about a small problem that I can fix in two minutes and will you calm the fuck down, Professor, please? And the FedEx guy knocked and rang the bell insistently until I went to answer it, even though I have a headful of hair dye and I'm wearing a towel over my bra, and he didn't even need a signature! WTF?

Nonetheless, today is a good day, and I am happy and about to go get myself a pizza.


smonster - Mar 02, 2011 7:23:55 am PST #16527 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Hey!! Just popping in to share some exciting news! Ginger, that press release you helped write got me an invitation to appear on a local morning news show about the fundraiser!!!


Ginger - Mar 02, 2011 7:27:56 am PST #16528 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

That's great, smonster.


Vortex - Mar 02, 2011 7:35:51 am PST #16529 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Woo! You're going to rock it!


Fred Pete - Mar 02, 2011 7:38:18 am PST #16530 of 30000
Ann, that's a ferret.

Yay, smonster!


Calli - Mar 02, 2011 7:41:29 am PST #16531 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

That's great, smonster! Please let me know when to set the TiVo.


Polter-Cow - Mar 02, 2011 8:15:58 am PST #16532 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Awesome, smonster!


Zenkitty - Mar 02, 2011 8:59:53 am PST #16533 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

smonster, that's fantastic!!