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Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


tommyrot - Feb 24, 2011 7:59:25 am PST #16074 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

"Well you're demonstrating an undue amount of interest in my toilet habits, and that's not normal."

I'd be tempted to say, "Ooooooh! I made a poo-poo! Come see! Come see my poo-poo!"

But I'd probably only say that if I was never going back there again.


lisah - Feb 24, 2011 7:59:57 am PST #16075 of 30000
Punishingly Intricate

I think it's awesome you had the presence of mind to say what you did, Steph! Seriously, WTF?!


javachik - Feb 24, 2011 8:00:29 am PST #16076 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Oh man, Steph, you were MUCH mire gracious than I would have been. I'm uptight about people trying to have conversations with me in the bathroom as it is.


EpicTangent - Feb 24, 2011 8:00:48 am PST #16077 of 30000
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Steph, you're my new hero for actually coming up with what I think was a pretty appropriate response for the (seriously, WTH?) circumstances.


DawnK - Feb 24, 2011 8:00:55 am PST #16078 of 30000
giraffe mode

How rude! My internal bathroom etiquette says you pretend like there is NO ONE in there besides you, unless they are family/friends, and you certainly don't engage in converstaion, much less offer advice on what is "normal". Good god!


Connie Neil - Feb 24, 2011 8:01:15 am PST #16079 of 30000
brillig

Teppy, that was an ideal answer.


Connie Neil - Feb 24, 2011 8:02:12 am PST #16080 of 30000
brillig

And if you're on the phone in the public restroom, you don't get to be annoyed by other people using the restroom for waht it was designed for.


Laura - Feb 24, 2011 8:04:37 am PST #16081 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

"Well you're demonstrating an undue amount of interest in my toilet habits, and that's not normal."

This. Wow. I can't imagine how I would respond.


Scrappy - Feb 24, 2011 8:11:42 am PST #16082 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Holy (forgive the expression) shit, Tep! I am awed by your response and would not have had your presence of mind.


ChiKat - Feb 24, 2011 8:34:59 am PST #16083 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Teppy, that woman was a bit too nosy and your response was perfect.

I'd be tempted to say, "Ooooooh! I made a poo-poo! Come see! Come see my poo-poo!"

I would pay folding money to see this...uhhh...not your poo-poo but this response and ....uhhh...this still isn't coming out the right way ..... unlike your poo-poo.