How rude! My internal bathroom etiquette says you pretend like there is NO ONE in there besides you, unless they are family/friends, and you certainly don't engage in converstaion, much less offer advice on what is "normal". Good god!
You've got my support. Just think of me as...as your... You know, I'm searching for 'supportive things' and I'm coming up all bras.
Xander ,'Empty Places'
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DawnK - Feb 24, 2011 8:00:55 am PST #16078 of 30000
giraffe mode
Connie Neil - Feb 24, 2011 8:01:15 am PST #16079 of 30000
brillig
Teppy, that was an ideal answer.
Connie Neil - Feb 24, 2011 8:02:12 am PST #16080 of 30000
brillig
And if you're on the phone in the public restroom, you don't get to be annoyed by other people using the restroom for waht it was designed for.
Laura - Feb 24, 2011 8:04:37 am PST #16081 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.
"Well you're demonstrating an undue amount of interest in my toilet habits, and that's not normal."
This. Wow. I can't imagine how I would respond.
Scrappy - Feb 24, 2011 8:11:42 am PST #16082 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Holy (forgive the expression) shit, Tep! I am awed by your response and would not have had your presence of mind.
ChiKat - Feb 24, 2011 8:34:59 am PST #16083 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Teppy, that woman was a bit too nosy and your response was perfect.
I'd be tempted to say, "Ooooooh! I made a poo-poo! Come see! Come see my poo-poo!"
I would pay folding money to see this...uhhh...not your poo-poo but this response and ....uhhh...this still isn't coming out the right way ..... unlike your poo-poo.
Maria - Feb 24, 2011 8:39:11 am PST #16084 of 30000
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift
Tep, there are no words. But yours were just perfect in response.
NoiseDesign - Feb 24, 2011 8:40:47 am PST #16085 of 30000
Our wings are not tired
Right after her question would have been the perfect time for explosive flatulence.
tommyrot - Feb 24, 2011 8:46:16 am PST #16086 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Right after her question would have been the perfect time for explosive flatulence.
Heh. And you could use a lighter and add flames to the explosive flatulence.
beekaytee - Feb 24, 2011 9:25:00 am PST #16087 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant
Look, I know it was bitchy and ungracious (and vulgar), but seriously.
Not.
I'd say, accurate and informative. Not that you need to educate people who are more rude than they are concerned, but yeah, yours was an honest response. I hope she was at least a little humbled, if not chastened.