My whole life just flashed before my eyes! I gotta get me a life!

Xander ,'Dirty Girls'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


WindSparrow - Feb 20, 2011 6:41:11 am PST #15865 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Had a thought, smonster - are you up for a round of the productivity game? Cuz if I keep busy, I might not have as much time to worry.


smonster - Feb 20, 2011 6:49:08 am PST #15866 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

smonster, are you sure Frankie isn't part cat, cuz I'm pretty sure that sunbeam + too lazy to even get up to eat = feline.

Hmm. He is remarkably cuddly for a dog.

are you up for a round of the productivity game?

HELLS YEAH. I just opened up chat.


WindSparrow - Feb 20, 2011 6:51:00 am PST #15867 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

His boss is pressuring him to keep driving, and saying she will arrange a hotel room for tonight.

t insert cursing here


ChiKat - Feb 20, 2011 6:51:08 am PST #15868 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Travel~ma to Daniel. Yikes!

WS, I'll play along. I have stuff to do and no desire to do it.


ChiKat - Feb 20, 2011 6:52:00 am PST #15869 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Is she (his boss) crazy?


WindSparrow - Feb 20, 2011 6:57:03 am PST #15870 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

WS, I'll play along. I have stuff to do and no desire to do it.

Profile addy good?

Is she (his boss) crazy?

I didn't used to think so, but am forced to revise my opinion.

Blink, blink. I'm so pissed off I can't even think of a good smite.


tommyrot - Feb 20, 2011 7:01:57 am PST #15871 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

blink, blink. I'm so pissed off I can't even think of a good smite.

How about, "May she be forced to walk across Antartica just so she can punch out on the time-clock"?.

eta: I should have added something about ice-weasels in there....


WindSparrow - Feb 20, 2011 7:08:36 am PST #15872 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

"May she be forced to walk across Antartica just so she can punch out on the time-clock"

Me likey. I've had one come to mind: "May even the best chocolate taste like dust and ashes for her in this life and the next."


Laura - Feb 20, 2011 8:24:28 am PST #15873 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Oh my, Andi. So she wants him to be stuck at the office instead of stuck at home. Smiting seems more than appropriate.


WindSparrow - Feb 20, 2011 8:39:04 am PST #15874 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Too bad we can't send Typo Boy's friend to visit Daniel's boss.