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[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.

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Zenkitty - Feb 14, 2011 12:46:28 pm PST #15533 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

There were a number of men wandering about aimlessly through the denuded Valentine's section, which looked positively post-apocalyptic.

Poor men, they waited too long!

treats

I am highly in favor of treats. There are a lot of chores that would get done a lot faster if someone would, say, give me a foot rub when I finished them.

So I get stuff and he gets sex? I've seen that business model before...

But it's not a trade; they're both gifts!

What if the guy in question gets blow jobs anyway? What should I get him for Valentine's Day then? I was seriously thinking of this today. Maybe I should save the BJs for special occasions. Or for treats!

Daisy Jane - Feb 14, 2011 12:51:29 pm PST #15534 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Or maybe just have sexytimes for the sake of sexytimes, and buy each other gifts for appropriate holidays!

I think I am going to see if I can pick up something downtown before I get on the bus.

Steph L. - Feb 14, 2011 12:53:21 pm PST #15535 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Aren't blow jobs traditional?

They're like flowers for men!

(That is NOT the e-card Tim sent me. This one is. I sent him this one. I know, we're disgustingly sappy.)

Daisy Jane - Feb 14, 2011 1:06:45 pm PST #15536 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I love both of those, though I think Tim's to you is my favorite.

Steph L. - Feb 14, 2011 1:08:37 pm PST #15537 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I think Tim's to you is my favorite.

I actually almost sent him that one, except I have a bad cold and didn't want to promise something I couldn't deliver. So the balls one saved me from that.

Daisy Jane - Feb 14, 2011 1:18:10 pm PST #15538 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I just sent Jon "I'm in love and not afraid to annoy the shit out of everyone!"

Steph L. - Feb 14, 2011 1:19:44 pm PST #15539 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I just sent Jon "I'm in love and not afraid to annoy the shit out of everyone!"

I love that one! I was going to post it on FB or something (to, indeed, annoy the shit out of everyone), but I thought I might get shanked for it.

Strix - Feb 14, 2011 1:24:36 pm PST #15540 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Dan loves ice cream, so I got him a 3 pints of shmancy Christopher Elbow ice cream after work: Venezuelan Spice, Peanut Butter Flake and Chocolate Cherry Bourbon.

I got a pretty bouquet of spring-y flowers and he made me an owl card-drawing and posted it on FB.

We would have gone out to dinner, but I was trapped in Grading Hell this weekend.

No, I will model the red lace ... thing you are clutching desperately so you can "see what it looks like."

Groan. This was a part of our training when I worked at Victoria's Secret in grad school. Although thanks to that job, 9 times out of 10, I can eyeball a woman's bust and call her bra size.

§ ita § - Feb 14, 2011 1:28:43 pm PST #15541 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I know a woman who gives punishment BJs. Not, like, with teeth or anything. Regular BJs. As punishment.

So far, it doesn't seem to be achieving the desired behaviour modifications.

DavidS - Feb 14, 2011 1:36:22 pm PST #15542 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

So far, it doesn't seem to be achieving the desired behaviour modifications.

What would Mal say? "I aim to misbehave."

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