Aren't blow jobs traditional?
(That is NOT the e-card Tim sent me. This one is. I sent him this one. I know, we're disgustingly sappy.)
Spike: We got a history, him and me. Fred: What? Spike: It was a long time ago. He was a young Watcher, fresh out of the academy when we crossed paths. It was a, what-you-call battle of wills and blood was spilled. Vendettas were sworn. It was a whole-- Fred: My God you're so full of crap. Spike: Yeah. Okay.
'Unleashed'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Steph L. - Feb 14, 2011 12:53:21 pm PST #15535 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Daisy Jane - Feb 14, 2011 1:06:45 pm PST #15536 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I love both of those, though I think Tim's to you is my favorite.
Steph L. - Feb 14, 2011 1:08:37 pm PST #15537 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
I think Tim's to you is my favorite.
I actually almost sent him that one, except I have a bad cold and didn't want to promise something I couldn't deliver. So the balls one saved me from that.
Daisy Jane - Feb 14, 2011 1:18:10 pm PST #15538 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I just sent Jon "I'm in love and not afraid to annoy the shit out of everyone!"
Steph L. - Feb 14, 2011 1:19:44 pm PST #15539 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
I just sent Jon "I'm in love and not afraid to annoy the shit out of everyone!"
I love that one! I was going to post it on FB or something (to, indeed, annoy the shit out of everyone), but I thought I might get shanked for it.
Strix - Feb 14, 2011 1:24:36 pm PST #15540 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Dan loves ice cream, so I got him a 3 pints of shmancy Christopher Elbow ice cream after work: Venezuelan Spice, Peanut Butter Flake and Chocolate Cherry Bourbon.
I got a pretty bouquet of spring-y flowers and he made me an owl card-drawing and posted it on FB.
We would have gone out to dinner, but I was trapped in Grading Hell this weekend.
No, I will model the red lace ... thing you are clutching desperately so you can "see what it looks like."
Groan. This was a part of our training when I worked at Victoria's Secret in grad school. Although thanks to that job, 9 times out of 10, I can eyeball a woman's bust and call her bra size.
§ ita § - Feb 14, 2011 1:28:43 pm PST #15541 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I know a woman who gives punishment BJs. Not, like, with teeth or anything. Regular BJs. As punishment.
So far, it doesn't seem to be achieving the desired behaviour modifications.
DavidS - Feb 14, 2011 1:36:22 pm PST #15542 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
So far, it doesn't seem to be achieving the desired behaviour modifications.
What would Mal say? "I aim to misbehave."
beekaytee - Feb 14, 2011 2:28:47 pm PST #15543 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant
DJ, unless your pooch continues to be mouth-open after the desired activity, I'm going to guess that she is laughing.
A British study (which I can't find at the mo) recently detailed this behavior in a number of different breeds.
Make sure there are no other attendant symptoms like disorientation, lethargy or disturbed eating/eliminating/sleeping patterns.
If you are also sure she has adequate water (and is drinking it, which might not happen unless you are around), then it should be okay.
smonster - Feb 14, 2011 2:30:21 pm PST #15544 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
sj, that is atrocious.
bonny, I am seriously impressed by how calm you managed to remain.
First day of training with new group went well, no major mishaps. No minor mishaps, either, except that someone had to be driven to an urgent last minute court thingy, of the kind that gets a warrant put out if you don't show up. But it all worked out just fine.
I am totally wiped. Just had better-than-brie on ciabatta, and some carrot sticks, and next up? Moar cookie dough. That's what's UP.
Watching VM. Still kind of bummed about Troy Vandergraff turning out to be a jerk.