Many years ago, a friend of mine mis-heard an eHarmony ad on the radio and thought it said "R. Lee Ermey dating service."
I still want that to exist.
Ben: I didn't ask for any of this. I just want to be normal. Gronx: I wanted to be an underwear model. We play the hand we're dealt.
'Touched'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Volans - Feb 12, 2011 8:30:19 am PST #15317 of 30000
move out and draw fire
Pix - Feb 12, 2011 8:31:44 am PST #15318 of 30000
The status is NOT quo.
I am in a bit of a birthday-induced funk. I'm 36 today, which is officially closer to 40 than 30, which I wouldn't care about so much if I hadn't always thought I might have a baby someday. I know I've mostly given up on that dream but it stings still sometimes. Also, ND left this morning for two weeks and my friends are all working. I do have evening plans with two girlfriends, which will be nice, and LA has gifted me with a drop-dead gorgeous sunny 80 degree day. I'm trying to focus on that. It's weird--getting older has never bothered me, but I'm just not excited about today.
t /heartdump
Please no brackets. Distract me with happy, shiny things.
beekaytee - Feb 12, 2011 8:35:51 am PST #15319 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant
Stuff I want to say, but won't:
Dear Proprietrix of the venue where we intend to do a singles event tomorrow night,
You asked for women. I brought you women. Now, complaining that there are not enough men is not helpful. You set an attendance goal, I met my half. I have said, roughly 8 times, that I am happy working with any size crowd. Please stop asking me if I want to pull the plug. It is your shop.
What this sounds like to me is that you expect to be disappointed and you would like it to be my fault. That's okay, but I'm not playing.
You decide. Period.
Affection, if not love, me
Laga - Feb 12, 2011 8:35:59 am PST #15320 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
R. Lee Ermey dating service
yes, please.
Hippo Birdies, Pix!
Hippo Birdies, Maria!
Laga - Feb 12, 2011 8:37:37 am PST #15321 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
askye - Feb 12, 2011 8:39:22 am PST #15322 of 30000
Thrive to spite them
Laga - Feb 12, 2011 8:39:41 am PST #15323 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Hil R. - Feb 12, 2011 8:40:52 am PST #15324 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Distracting thing: cute piggy: [link]
Laga - Feb 12, 2011 8:43:17 am PST #15325 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Ha! I thought 'cat vacuuming' was going to be a cat operating a vacuum.
Laga - Feb 12, 2011 8:55:14 am PST #15326 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.