A lady in front of me was buying zucchini and a bottle of cheap wine one day. I had a hard time stifling my giggles.
It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.
Xander ,'Get It Done'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Laga - Feb 07, 2011 12:36:11 pm PST #15092 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
§ ita § - Feb 07, 2011 1:38:00 pm PST #15093 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I had a hard time stifling my giggles.
I don't get it.
Laga - Feb 07, 2011 1:38:04 pm PST #15094 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
ew I just saw Timothy Hutton's Groupon ad.
Liese S. - Feb 07, 2011 1:39:16 pm PST #15095 of 30000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Yeah, that one was in poor taste I felt.
I liked Eminem's Chrysler ad.
Laga - Feb 07, 2011 1:40:09 pm PST #15096 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I don't get it.
Because I am twelve, I figured the zucchini was her date. But not really, but by then I had already thought it and the giggles wanted out. I'm pretty sure I contained myself enough that no one else noticed what a perv I am.
Connie Neil - Feb 07, 2011 1:40:14 pm PST #15097 of 30000
brillig
I liked Eminem's Chrysler ad.
I played it two or three times on my nice wide-screen monitor.
§ ita § - Feb 07, 2011 1:42:16 pm PST #15098 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I think I'd prefer someone thought I was going to crap a lot than I was going to go home and fuck my vegetables.
Laga - Feb 07, 2011 1:46:19 pm PST #15099 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I don't care either way. I'm one of those who thinks it's funny to buy odd combinations of groceries for the cashier's amusement.
On the other hand, if I were going to the record store for say, Madonna, I'd have to buy some Sex Pistols too to avoid embarassment. (note: this actually happened)
JZ - Feb 07, 2011 1:50:18 pm PST #15100 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
ew I just saw Timothy Hutton's Groupon ad.
Yeah, that one was in poor taste I felt.
Worse than the Elizabeth Hurley Groupon ad? It's been a long time since an ad left me literally slack-jawed, but that one did it. Left me questioning her judgment and my own fondness for Groupon. Not quite enough to unsubscribe, but close. If it's a whole atrocious-taste full celebrity onslaught campaign, I'm going to have to go sit somewhere and ponder Groupon a lot, not in a good way.
Laga - Feb 07, 2011 1:51:44 pm PST #15101 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Worse than the Elizabeth Hurley Groupon ad?
I managed to miss that one.