Sorry, Captain. I'm real sorry. I shoulda kept better care of her. Usually she lets me know when something's wrong. Maybe she did, I just wasn't paying attention...

Kaylee ,'Out Of Gas'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Liese S. - Feb 07, 2011 1:39:16 pm PST #15095 of 30000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Yeah, that one was in poor taste I felt.

I liked Eminem's Chrysler ad.


Laga - Feb 07, 2011 1:40:09 pm PST #15096 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I don't get it.

Because I am twelve, I figured the zucchini was her date. But not really, but by then I had already thought it and the giggles wanted out. I'm pretty sure I contained myself enough that no one else noticed what a perv I am.


Connie Neil - Feb 07, 2011 1:40:14 pm PST #15097 of 30000
brillig

I liked Eminem's Chrysler ad.

I played it two or three times on my nice wide-screen monitor.


§ ita § - Feb 07, 2011 1:42:16 pm PST #15098 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I think I'd prefer someone thought I was going to crap a lot than I was going to go home and fuck my vegetables.


Laga - Feb 07, 2011 1:46:19 pm PST #15099 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I don't care either way. I'm one of those who thinks it's funny to buy odd combinations of groceries for the cashier's amusement.

On the other hand, if I were going to the record store for say, Madonna, I'd have to buy some Sex Pistols too to avoid embarassment. (note: this actually happened)


JZ - Feb 07, 2011 1:50:18 pm PST #15100 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

ew I just saw Timothy Hutton's Groupon ad.

Yeah, that one was in poor taste I felt.

Worse than the Elizabeth Hurley Groupon ad? It's been a long time since an ad left me literally slack-jawed, but that one did it. Left me questioning her judgment and my own fondness for Groupon. Not quite enough to unsubscribe, but close. If it's a whole atrocious-taste full celebrity onslaught campaign, I'm going to have to go sit somewhere and ponder Groupon a lot, not in a good way.


Laga - Feb 07, 2011 1:51:44 pm PST #15101 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Worse than the Elizabeth Hurley Groupon ad?

I managed to miss that one.


JZ - Feb 07, 2011 1:57:19 pm PST #15102 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I managed to miss that one.

Starts out with a very earnest and apparently informative discussion of the serious issue of deforestation of precious Central and South American rainforests and segues with appalling good cheer into the awesome waxing Groupon Hurley just got, and isn't Groupon fabulous?


javachik - Feb 07, 2011 2:01:59 pm PST #15103 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

I haven't seen the Hurley ad, but the description reminds me of this photo I took last year: [link]


Polter-Cow - Feb 07, 2011 2:03:02 pm PST #15104 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

[link]

Groupon founder Andrew Mason said: 'The gist of the concept is this: When groups of people act together to do something, it’s usually to help a cause. With Groupon, people act together to help themselves by getting great deals.

'So what if we did a parody of a celebrity-narrated, PSA-style commercial that you think is about some noble cause (such as "Save the Whales"), but then it’s revealed to actually be a passionate call to action to help yourself (as in "Save the Money")?'

Well, if you did that, you'd look like terrible people and make me wonder about Timothy Hutton's life choices, that's what.

Groupon is attempting to appease angry viewers by pledging to match donations made through the site up to $100,000.

It is offering a bonus for users that give $15 to The Tibet Fund, Greenpeace and the Rainforest Action Network by gifting each donor with $15 of Groupon credit.

Ha.