Mal: There's plenty orders of mine that she didn't obey. Wash: Name one! Mal: She married you!

'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


billytea - Feb 07, 2011 10:53:44 am PST #15073 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I'm pro-supermarket. I prefer my grocery shopping to not involve a scavenger hunt. Not to mention:

Mass production saves lives. Quite aside from my plans to mutter "in your FACE, Malthus!" next time I visit the local Coles, it's the reason why our recent floods are going to cause price hikes on bananas instead of widespread starvation in Queensland.

It's also the reason I get to do a job I like instead of being tied to subsistence farming.

There are plenty of severe problems associated with the enterprise. Still better than the alternative.


javachik - Feb 07, 2011 10:54:15 am PST #15074 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

I have never worried about people judging my shopping cart contents. I never think of looking into someone else's cart, either, unless I am helping them get their stuff onto the conveyor belt.

People can be such Gladys Kravitzes!!


javachik - Feb 07, 2011 10:56:26 am PST #15075 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Actually, I think I've told this story before here, but someone did once comment on my purchases. I was in Studio City and was buying Grey Goose, condoms, one avocado, and some motor oil.

"You've got an interesting night ahead of you" was pretty quietly uttered behind me. By Teri Garr.


Burrell - Feb 07, 2011 10:58:20 am PST #15076 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

That's hilarious, java.


Scrappy - Feb 07, 2011 11:03:50 am PST #15077 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Love that, Java.


lisah - Feb 07, 2011 11:04:17 am PST #15078 of 30000
Punishingly Intricate

That is awesome, java!!!

I judge other people's grocery carts but not out loud! And I don't care if anyone judges mine.


DCJensen - Feb 07, 2011 11:07:45 am PST #15079 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

Teri Garr can judge my purchases, anytime.


javachik - Feb 07, 2011 11:08:53 am PST #15080 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Teri Garr can judge my purchases, anytime.

Right??


Fred Pete - Feb 07, 2011 11:09:26 am PST #15081 of 30000
Ann, that's a ferret.

Great story! And I can live with non-negative comments.


quester - Feb 07, 2011 11:12:52 am PST #15082 of 30000
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

Teri Garr gets a pass for being Teri Garr!

I do judge what other people buy, but silently. I would never say anything out loud to make someone uncomfortable. I don't know what kind of person that makes me.

Like when I was riding the bus for years, I once witnessed a girl who was very large having trouble balancing one butt cheek on the end of a forward facing seat. While I was silently being glad I wasn't that big, I realized that the sideways facing seat I was in would accomodate her better, so I offered to switch seats, for which she was very grateful and I was happy she was more comfortable.