That's hilarious, java.
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Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
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Burrell - Feb 07, 2011 10:58:20 am PST #15076 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Scrappy - Feb 07, 2011 11:03:50 am PST #15077 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Love that, Java.
lisah - Feb 07, 2011 11:04:17 am PST #15078 of 30000
Punishingly Intricate
That is awesome, java!!!
I judge other people's grocery carts but not out loud! And I don't care if anyone judges mine.
DCJensen - Feb 07, 2011 11:07:45 am PST #15079 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.
Teri Garr can judge my purchases, anytime.
javachik - Feb 07, 2011 11:08:53 am PST #15080 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.
Teri Garr can judge my purchases, anytime.
Right??
Fred Pete - Feb 07, 2011 11:09:26 am PST #15081 of 30000
Ann, that's a ferret.
Great story! And I can live with non-negative comments.
quester - Feb 07, 2011 11:12:52 am PST #15082 of 30000
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.
Teri Garr gets a pass for being Teri Garr!
I do judge what other people buy, but silently. I would never say anything out loud to make someone uncomfortable. I don't know what kind of person that makes me.
Like when I was riding the bus for years, I once witnessed a girl who was very large having trouble balancing one butt cheek on the end of a forward facing seat. While I was silently being glad I wasn't that big, I realized that the sideways facing seat I was in would accomodate her better, so I offered to switch seats, for which she was very grateful and I was happy she was more comfortable.
lisah - Feb 07, 2011 11:15:17 am PST #15083 of 30000
Punishingly Intricate
I don't know what kind of person that makes me.
Nice and human! (At least I like to think I am.)
quester - Feb 07, 2011 11:17:47 am PST #15084 of 30000
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.
Nice and human!
Thanks, but I can only feel comfortable with owning the human part.
DCJensen - Feb 07, 2011 11:19:29 am PST #15085 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.
Yeah on walking while fat. Walking, jogging, hiking, you name it and I have been harassed doing it.
I even bought a jogging suit once to let them know I meant business, to no avail.
I got more of it when I was in my 20's, trying to lose weight, until I did lose weight and I got less of it.
What always amazes me is the vitriol. What on earth did someone do to them to make then think they need to call me a "fat fucker!" (Alliteration is quite popular to these people.) or other expletive?
Generally I have found commenters to be boys in their late teens or early 20's, and generally out to impress others of similar ilk.
Another epithet is the eternally hilarious "lose weight!" As if the thought had never occurred to me, and they were being the soul of wit.
As I get older, I get less of it. I'm not sure if it's the growing obesity problem in the US, and they actually know fat people or what...