Jayne (Husband): Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Mal (Wife): How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people? Jayne (Husband): If I could make you purtier, I would. Mal (Wife): You are not the man I met a year ago.

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Atropa - Feb 06, 2011 10:45:51 pm PST #15030 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

And really, do you care? They're strangers, and they're all probablly either boring or weird, so why should it matter what they think?

This, this, THIS! One of the core truths my Dad raised me with, which I thank him for, somewhere in the back of my mind, every day.


Calli - Feb 07, 2011 1:19:46 am PST #15031 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

You're in the food court at the mall. Do you seriously look at every person there, grade what they're wearing, evaluate their body and makeup, and pass judgement on what they're eating?

When I was a teenager, I knew some girls for whom this would be their Saturday afternoon. They'd go in a pack to a mall food court and sit there pointing out all people they considered losers and telling each other why those people sucked so much. Hair, makeup, food, clothes--it was all fair game.

My life improved dramatically when I was no longer a teenage girl myself and realized just how much their opinions didn't matter.


smonster - Feb 07, 2011 1:35:39 am PST #15032 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

bonny, I bookmark A LOT of your posts. There's often something that speaks directly into my life. So thank you for sharing your wisdom and your self with us.

THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS.


Ginger - Feb 07, 2011 2:02:39 am PST #15033 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I think "oh, they must have a lot of storage. I want more storage"

Ha! My exact thought.


Aims - Feb 07, 2011 2:34:14 am PST #15034 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Today might be amusing. Emeline is hedging her bets that I won't take her to school in her pajamas since she refuses to get dressed. Sweetheart, never bet against a mommy who is years more stubborn than you are.


brenda m - Feb 07, 2011 3:40:11 am PST #15035 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I have a friend who says that he won't buy toilet paper in bulk (like Costco) because he says that when people see the large amount of toilet paper, they think about how much you poop. I think he's ridiculous.

What it reminds me of is being 14 and buying tampons for the first time (or slightly older and buying condoms). But really, you should be over that shit by the time you leave high school.

Emeline is hedging her bets that I won't take her to school in her pajamas since she refuses to get dressed. Sweetheart, never bet against a mommy who is years more stubborn than you are.

Oh, Emeline. You will learn.


Shir - Feb 07, 2011 5:04:09 am PST #15036 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

So, apparently when my boss said two days ago "here's the bibliography you need to scan and upload to the class' site" he meant "here's the list of topics of the classes I'll teach in this seminar. Now go and find bibliography on them, and start the seminar's site from zero".

The semester starts on Sunday. I'm really, really, really no expert on this seminar. It wouldn't be an issue if I'd know about this, say, a week ago, so I'll have the time to prepare.

Oh, and did I mention I meant to write papers until then?

Send ice-cream.


Connie Neil - Feb 07, 2011 5:57:05 am PST #15037 of 30000
brillig

You know what improves a Monday morning commute? AC/DC's "Dirty Deeds" on the radio, and cranking it up, and head banging along to it and making the suit in the next car look at you uneasily. Hey, just because I drive a black car with a skull on top of the antenna is no reason to be antsy, dude!


WindSparrow - Feb 07, 2011 7:09:54 am PST #15038 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Sends ice cream and cabana boys to Shir to do the website for her and give her back rubs and foot rubs.


Laga - Feb 07, 2011 7:10:57 am PST #15039 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

smooshing ice cream through the intertubes for Shir