I'm supposed to deliver you to the Master now. There's this whole deal where I get to be immortal. Are you cool with that?

Xander ,'Lessons'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DCJensen - Feb 06, 2011 8:03:39 pm PST #15022 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

I agree Vortex.

If I see someone with Bulk toilet paper, I don't think of the act of use, I think, "probably has a family."

Well, that and the fact that my friend Larry once got a good deal on toilet paper and filled one wall of his bathroom to the ceiling three or four rolls deep with packages of it.


Vortex - Feb 06, 2011 8:08:36 pm PST #15023 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I think "oh, they must have a lot of storage. I want more storage"


billytea - Feb 06, 2011 8:10:56 pm PST #15024 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I have a friend who says that he won't buy toilet paper in bulk (like Costco) because he says that when people see the large amount of toilet paper, they think about how much you poop. I think he's ridiculous.

Unless he's storing it in a pyramid in his living room under a sign that says "I poop THIS MUCH", I think most people can avoid the connotation.


DCJensen - Feb 06, 2011 8:11:26 pm PST #15025 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

Seriously. Most people are not going to think about your toilet habits, and who cares what the wackaloons think?


Scrappy - Feb 06, 2011 8:24:46 pm PST #15026 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Especially at Costco. I mean, everyone goes there to buy mass quantities of everything. That's whole POINT.


javachik - Feb 06, 2011 8:53:13 pm PST #15027 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Yeah. That's like a Terence Howard level of weirdness right there.


meara - Feb 06, 2011 9:07:13 pm PST #15028 of 30000

Yeah. Even if you were buying multiple huge things of TP at Costco, I'd probably just vaguely wonder if you were supplying a group or something (like, buying as part of your job, for the office/church/daycare/whatever).


Beverly - Feb 06, 2011 9:56:48 pm PST #15029 of 30000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

All my issues about other people judging me, about being uncomfortable in public sort of mostly went away when I incorporated the idea and made it mine, that most people are so self-absorbed they really don't notice anybody else screwing up.

I mean, think about it. You're in the food court at the mall. Do you seriously look at every person there, grade what they're wearing, evaluate their body and makeup, and pass judgement on what they're eating? If there are three dozen people, you might notice one awful sweater, one atrocious dye job, a hideous phone voice, and someone's less-than wise lunch choices. That's four people, with one foible each, out of three dozen. How many of them have judged you on those points?

And really, do you care? They're strangers, and they're all probablly either boring or weird, so why should it matter what they think? Read your book, sip your latte, and give yourself a break. You're fine, really. And if somebody takes issue with your clothing choices, scroom.

Same goes for your grocery cart. Though I do confess I have on occasion bought things in strange and random combinations just to elicit a reaction from a checker or other customers. Cause that's the kind of girl I am.


Atropa - Feb 06, 2011 10:45:51 pm PST #15030 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

And really, do you care? They're strangers, and they're all probablly either boring or weird, so why should it matter what they think?

This, this, THIS! One of the core truths my Dad raised me with, which I thank him for, somewhere in the back of my mind, every day.


Calli - Feb 07, 2011 1:19:46 am PST #15031 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

You're in the food court at the mall. Do you seriously look at every person there, grade what they're wearing, evaluate their body and makeup, and pass judgement on what they're eating?

When I was a teenager, I knew some girls for whom this would be their Saturday afternoon. They'd go in a pack to a mall food court and sit there pointing out all people they considered losers and telling each other why those people sucked so much. Hair, makeup, food, clothes--it was all fair game.

My life improved dramatically when I was no longer a teenage girl myself and realized just how much their opinions didn't matter.