Hey, man, where are my pants? I have my hippo dignity!

Oz ,'Bring On The Night'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Liese S. - Feb 04, 2011 3:30:36 pm PST #14891 of 30000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Oh, the floofiness is apocalyptic. It is unbelievable.
 
Seabiscuit would probably be happier with a spiked collar than a bowtie. He shook his Christmas jingle bells off by himself.


Hil R. - Feb 04, 2011 3:34:27 pm PST #14892 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Hil, you're The Man now. The person in authority has to model the action. So, you will have to say "hi" to every single student as they put down their papers before they get that is the behavior you want. Even if some do it, the others won't until you do.

I did say hi. Most of the students come in with their papers in their backpacks, and they get to their seats, put down their bags, get out the stuff they need to hand in, and come up to my desk to hand it in. These few students come in with their homework already in their hands, put it on my desk, and immediately turn around and walk out.


Calli - Feb 04, 2011 3:36:40 pm PST #14893 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Oh my. I'm hanging with amyth and a couple of buffista spirit babies. They made me a pear ginger cocktail that's 99% booze. So good. Now I'm so tipsy. Mmmmm, Ginger and pear.


Atropa - Feb 04, 2011 3:40:35 pm PST #14894 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Dude, something is possessed, I'd like to actually talk to a human and find out if they are coming today.

So, how much salt do you have to hand? In case I have to text you through an exorcism or something.


Cass - Feb 04, 2011 3:52:33 pm PST #14895 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Lots!


Pix - Feb 04, 2011 3:57:33 pm PST #14896 of 30000
The status is NOT quo.

Next kitty is going to be a grey shorthair. That's what Pete wants.

Pete has a crush on Byron. Cute fur-butt. (Byron, not Pete.)


Laga - Feb 04, 2011 3:58:25 pm PST #14897 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Byron is awfully crushworthy.


Atropa - Feb 04, 2011 4:01:30 pm PST #14898 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Pete has a crush on Byron

This is very true.

Lots!

Oh good. And I know you have plenty of candles.


Ginger - Feb 04, 2011 4:02:32 pm PST #14899 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

These few students come in with their homework already in their hands, put it on my desk, and immediately turn around and walk out.

That is rude.


Cass - Feb 04, 2011 4:11:31 pm PST #14900 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Oh good. And I know you have plenty of candles.

I am totally prepared for the apocalypse!

(I am actually down to my last 300 candles. I could barely hold off a Persian army. I need an IKEA trip.)

And I shut the water off in there. Someone will come out tomorrow.