Dude, something is possessed, I'd like to actually talk to a human and find out if they are coming today.
So, how much salt do you have to hand? In case I have to text you through an exorcism or something.
Just call me the computer whisperer.
Willow ,'Lessons'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Atropa - Feb 04, 2011 3:40:35 pm PST #14894 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Cass - Feb 04, 2011 3:52:33 pm PST #14895 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Lots!
Pix - Feb 04, 2011 3:57:33 pm PST #14896 of 30000
The status is NOT quo.
Next kitty is going to be a grey shorthair. That's what Pete wants.
Pete has a crush on Byron. Cute fur-butt. (Byron, not Pete.)
Laga - Feb 04, 2011 3:58:25 pm PST #14897 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Byron is awfully crushworthy.
Atropa - Feb 04, 2011 4:01:30 pm PST #14898 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Pete has a crush on Byron
This is very true.
Lots!
Oh good. And I know you have plenty of candles.
Ginger - Feb 04, 2011 4:02:32 pm PST #14899 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
These few students come in with their homework already in their hands, put it on my desk, and immediately turn around and walk out.
That is rude.
Cass - Feb 04, 2011 4:11:31 pm PST #14900 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Oh good. And I know you have plenty of candles.
I am totally prepared for the apocalypse!
(I am actually down to my last 300 candles. I could barely hold off a Persian army. I need an IKEA trip.)
And I shut the water off in there. Someone will come out tomorrow.
smonster - Feb 04, 2011 4:12:13 pm PST #14901 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
They made me a pear ginger cocktail that's 99% booze. So good. Now I'm so tipsy. Mmmmm, Ginger and pear.
::whimpers:: That sounds so good - I wonder if pear would activate my alcohol/fruit juice issues. What's the liquor?
Man, I am wrecked from that flu shot. And I think I set a new personal best (worst?) for stupid mistakes today. Like putting the saw blade in backwards, nailing a board in the wrong place, building a header 1 1/8 " short, getting boards of two different widths to build a new header, etc. Not to mention that barely being able to lift my left arm made the day interesting. But ANYWAY. Made it through the day. Luckily, we had indoor work, because it was rainy and barely above freezing.
So the guy I had to fire the other day apparently called my counterpart at the city (we're grant partners) and left a profanity-laced message about the unfairness of his termination. Dude, I could not have been more clear about it being your last chance if I'd hired a sky writer. And even if you WERE telling the truth, I could have already fired you twice over for other stuff. Also, even given that I screwed up about the way you found out, that is SO not the way to handle the situation.
Cass - Feb 04, 2011 4:16:16 pm PST #14902 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Man, I am wrecked from that flu shot.
Mine (back in September) destroyed me for several days. But it was so worth it.
Calli - Feb 04, 2011 4:19:01 pm PST #14903 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
I'm sorry about the flu shot after effects, smonster. The booze is a combo of pear vodka and Domaine de Canton Ginger liquor.