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Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


SailAweigh - Jan 25, 2011 8:07:44 am PST #13863 of 30000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

I don't know what has happened to bra sizing in the past 20 years. It used to be that (when I was a 34B), any brand I tried on they all fit the same. Didn't matter the style, didn't matter who made it. Now, I have to try on bra after bra and even the same manufacturer isn't consistent with the sizing. It's ridonkulous.


§ ita § - Jan 25, 2011 8:10:28 am PST #13864 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

If a 34B in every style fit you, that means there were other 34Bs who couldn't find anything to fit properly.


SailAweigh - Jan 25, 2011 8:19:10 am PST #13865 of 30000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

that means there were other 34Bs who couldn't find anything to fit properly.

Ha! I didn't mean to bogart all the well-fitting bras! That was back in my Victoria's Secrets days, when everything fit the way it was supposed to.


Kathy A - Jan 25, 2011 8:47:57 am PST #13866 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Yesterday, I was noticing in the bathroom mirror that my boobs were definitely lower than they should be, so I moved up my straps another inch this morning. Hopefully, this will keep them high and dry for a bit!


omnis_audis - Jan 25, 2011 9:28:22 am PST #13867 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Gals in the costume shop swear by Wizard Of Bras size charts and fitting school. [link]


lisah - Jan 25, 2011 9:46:53 am PST #13868 of 30000
Punishingly Intricate

But when I have a 42C that's too big and I'm fighting with the straps, why should I try on bras and the ones that fit are a 42DD and a40DD?

It's pretty common when you lose weight to lose a band size and gain a cup size.

If a 34B in every style fit you, that means there were other 34Bs who couldn't find anything to fit properly.

Also, this. The lingerie shop where I got my longline bra to wear with my wedding dress does alterations. I'm only buying bras there if I can help it! They carry basically the same ones at the same price Nordstroms does anyway, just not as many.


Atropa - Jan 25, 2011 9:49:26 am PST #13869 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

It's pretty common when you lose weight to lose a band size and gain a cup size.

Yep. When I lost weight, that was the exact change I went through with bras.


Laga - Jan 25, 2011 10:46:20 am PST #13870 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Why am I surprised that Taco Bell meat does not meet the USDA requirements to be labelled "beef"? I wonder if they'll change the mixture or start calling it "beff".


erin_obscure - Jan 25, 2011 10:51:38 am PST #13871 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

"beef flavored food product". Much like their "cheese flavored food products."


tommyrot - Jan 25, 2011 10:52:18 am PST #13872 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

They should say, "Food flavored food-like product."