Yes, there is. There's a hurry, Xander. I'm dying...I may have as few as fifty years left.

Anya ,'Same Time, Same Place'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Barb - Jan 18, 2011 2:16:26 pm PST #13493 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

My mother bought Abby a gold locket with a rose & the words "I Love You" engraved on it for Christmas.

She doesn't wear necklaces. And certainly not one more appropriate for a six-year-old, rather than a teenaged girl. Poor kid just looked at me, bewildered and I just nodded and mouthed "I know. Just say thank you."

And in a memorable two-fer, she got ME a sheer, nylon top, embroidered with purple beads in a particularly fetching shade somewhere between olive & chartreuse. Saying all the while, "I know how much you love that color!"

Dude-- I like green. A lot. Can't wear most shades without turning a lovely shade of jaundiced. Even Lewis looked at it and said, "Has she seen your complexion?"


Vortex - Jan 18, 2011 2:17:38 pm PST #13494 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

yes, my mother was waxing poetic about how much I will love it @@


Miracleman - Jan 18, 2011 2:22:25 pm PST #13495 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

The hoodie was actually part two of a gift...though its relevance to part one eludes me. It arrived late and she made SUCH a big deal of it. The final result was...well, possibly the hardest time I've ever had either not laughing in my mom's face or saying "WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK FUCKERY?" out loud.

Not that I'm ungrateful to receive a gift. But the build up and then the whole "I KNEW you'd LOVE this" was...what the fucking fuck fuckery?


sj - Jan 18, 2011 2:26:24 pm PST #13496 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

My mom is pretty good, but the rest of my family has no idea what to get me or TCG.


Barb - Jan 18, 2011 2:30:25 pm PST #13497 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Not that I'm ungrateful to receive a gift. But the build up and then the whole "I KNEW you'd LOVE this" was...what the fucking fuck fuckery?

This is my entire gift history with my mother.


hippocampus - Jan 18, 2011 2:52:27 pm PST #13498 of 30000
not your mom's socks.

WS - you did good. I hope you're warm now.

Go Nate!

that's all I've got.


Steph L. - Jan 18, 2011 2:53:39 pm PST #13499 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

My mother bought me a hooded sweatshirt (wear them rarely) with the phrase "Michigan isn't for sissies" on it. Said phrase being next to a pretty pretty snowflake.

Can you wear it ironically?

...yeah, I got nothing.

My mother bought Abby a gold locket with a rose & the words "I Love You" engraved on it for Christmas.

In an effort to not live the cliche, I made sure to tell Tim early (and often) that I don't like heart-shaped jewelry, so please just get me something Batman- or grammar-related. I see no point in being one of those couples where the woman whines to her friends about how it's been YEARS, and he STILL doesn't KNOW what kind of jewelry to BUY me, OH MY GOD.


Aims - Jan 18, 2011 2:54:57 pm PST #13500 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

This is said sweathshirt: [link]

Which, isn't even pictorially grammatically correct. What is actually says is, "Isn't for sissies Michigan."

WHERE IS THE EFFING COMMA? Stupid sweatshirt.


tommyrot - Jan 18, 2011 2:58:04 pm PST #13501 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

just get me something Batman- or grammar-related.

Someone should make a Batman necklace with this (Adam West) Batman quote: "Good grammar is essential, Robin."


Cass - Jan 18, 2011 2:59:50 pm PST #13502 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Nate was just named student editor of his school newspaper! Remember, this is the kid, who less than two years ago had Ds & Fs

That is wonderful news!

And I approve of the fedora with the "press" card tucked in. I used to rock one of those (the hat was purchased in the beginningish of my Duran phase in seventh grade. I'd say former phase but Duranies are forever. And the student newspaper stuff was all college. They were awesome together.)

WHERE IS THE EFFING COMMA?

Send it to Tep. With a red Sharpie and return postage.