We have to see the chimp playing hockey! That's hilarious! The ice is so slippery, and, and monkeys are all irrational. We have to see this!

Anya ,'Bring On The Night'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


hippocampus - Jan 18, 2011 2:52:27 pm PST #13498 of 30000
not your mom's socks.

WS - you did good. I hope you're warm now.

Go Nate!

that's all I've got.


Steph L. - Jan 18, 2011 2:53:39 pm PST #13499 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

My mother bought me a hooded sweatshirt (wear them rarely) with the phrase "Michigan isn't for sissies" on it. Said phrase being next to a pretty pretty snowflake.

Can you wear it ironically?

...yeah, I got nothing.

My mother bought Abby a gold locket with a rose & the words "I Love You" engraved on it for Christmas.

In an effort to not live the cliche, I made sure to tell Tim early (and often) that I don't like heart-shaped jewelry, so please just get me something Batman- or grammar-related. I see no point in being one of those couples where the woman whines to her friends about how it's been YEARS, and he STILL doesn't KNOW what kind of jewelry to BUY me, OH MY GOD.


Aims - Jan 18, 2011 2:54:57 pm PST #13500 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

This is said sweathshirt: [link]

Which, isn't even pictorially grammatically correct. What is actually says is, "Isn't for sissies Michigan."

WHERE IS THE EFFING COMMA? Stupid sweatshirt.


tommyrot - Jan 18, 2011 2:58:04 pm PST #13501 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

just get me something Batman- or grammar-related.

Someone should make a Batman necklace with this (Adam West) Batman quote: "Good grammar is essential, Robin."


Cass - Jan 18, 2011 2:59:50 pm PST #13502 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Nate was just named student editor of his school newspaper! Remember, this is the kid, who less than two years ago had Ds & Fs

That is wonderful news!

And I approve of the fedora with the "press" card tucked in. I used to rock one of those (the hat was purchased in the beginningish of my Duran phase in seventh grade. I'd say former phase but Duranies are forever. And the student newspaper stuff was all college. They were awesome together.)

WHERE IS THE EFFING COMMA?

Send it to Tep. With a red Sharpie and return postage.


beekaytee - Jan 18, 2011 3:00:23 pm PST #13503 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

I learned an important lesson, years ago, about educating a partner in re: gifts.

Him: What kind of jewelry do you like and what colors? Me: It's so awesome of you to ask! Well, I don't wear orange or yellow and I don't like expensive jewelry (I might lose it) or necklaces (I really only wear earrings) and, you know, heart shaped stuff isn't really for me. Wow. You are so awesome to ask!

The result: A heart shaped necklace with yellow amber on one side and orange amber on the other, from the Women's Museum, purchased for -gasp- more than $300 dollars.

He was genuinely flummoxed that I didn't like it, and I've never worn it.

Moral: I should have said what I DO like.


Cass - Jan 18, 2011 3:01:21 pm PST #13504 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Moral: I should have said what I DO like.

He did remember the words you used. Just, you know, wrong.

Yikes.


Connie Neil - Jan 18, 2011 3:02:26 pm PST #13505 of 30000
brillig

It sounds like he heard it as "Well, I really like this stuff, but I can't admit I like it because that sounds greedy, so I'll say I don't like it." Or all the specifics got caught in the doggie portion of the brain and he forgot the negative words.


beekaytee - Jan 18, 2011 3:02:38 pm PST #13506 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

He did remember the words you used. Just, you know, wrong.

Yep. That's the point. I should have used the words that indicated what I really DO want. He might have had a chance to succeed.


Deena - Jan 18, 2011 3:03:42 pm PST #13507 of 30000
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Um, that's an ugly hoodie.

I came back for my hi(s) (how does one pluralize hi?) and squishes! Squishing back! Hi back!

I love jewelry and don't wear it much, but yesterday I wore my bunny necklace Katie made me. Reminded me why I don't wear jewelry much. Kara kept grabbing at it and asking why it wasn't hers.