(((Erin, D, and M)))
Angel: You're lying. Gwen: I'm fibbing. It's lying, only classier.
'Just Rewards (2)'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Gudanov - Jan 18, 2011 6:50:10 am PST #13429 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
sj - Jan 18, 2011 6:50:22 am PST #13430 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
The plumber is finally here, now whether or not he can get his truck up the driveway is another matter entirely.
Zenkitty - Jan 18, 2011 7:04:29 am PST #13431 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Dear Uncle of Jessica:
I think you should start asking your favors of Zenkitty's niece.
TA, Me
heh heh heh
quester - Jan 18, 2011 7:06:17 am PST #13432 of 30000
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.
Can't improve on what Shir said:
Oh Zenkitty, Oh Erin. Fucked up and hard situation resolving~ma to you two, and a handful of health~ma to your sister, Zenkitty.
ION, the people at my temp agency are out sick, so I'm out of work. Bah!
brenda m - Jan 18, 2011 7:07:57 am PST #13433 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
ION, the people at my temp agency are out sick, so I'm out of work.
Sounds like they need a temp.
quester - Jan 18, 2011 7:19:42 am PST #13434 of 30000
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.
Ha!
DCJensen - Jan 18, 2011 7:30:24 am PST #13435 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.
Headline:
China's President Takes Message of Harmony to US
is it wrong my first thought was, "Turn two, the rest is food"?
Barb - Jan 18, 2011 7:31:58 am PST #13436 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
is it wrong my first thought was, "Turn two, the rest is food"?
One of the first headlines that popped up in my newsfeed this morning was "Cheney reveals he may need heart transplant."
I just couldn't even go there. It was way too easy.
tommyrot - Jan 18, 2011 7:36:45 am PST #13437 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Wonkette went there:
Lamestream media types are always speculating when/if Dick Cheney will club another homeless child to death and then steal its vital organs, so that Cheney can live an extra week. (The media also enjoys asking if Andrew Breitbart likes boys.) Anyway! America’s most frightening former vice president says he is facing “end-stage heart failure” — what normal people would refer to as “death” — unless he receives another heart transplant. Dick Cheney hates dying so he probably will get that 10th transplant. Oh, and then Cheney praised Obama for using flying robots to kill all the brown people in countries nobody has ever heard of.
Will Dick Cheney Thieve ANOTHER Orphan’s Heart?
DCJensen - Jan 18, 2011 7:52:56 am PST #13438 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.
I was thinking "Well he has this heart-shaped hole..."