Fred: Oh my God! Angel, you're…cute! Angel: Fred, don't! Fred: Oh, but the little hands! And the hair! Angel: Hey! You're fired.

'Smile Time'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


smonster - Jan 18, 2011 5:46:14 am PST #13424 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

~ma to them as needs it.

sj, layer up if you haven't already! Hat, coat, sweater, all the way.

Break over. TTFN.


Shir - Jan 18, 2011 5:51:05 am PST #13425 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Oh Zenkitty, Oh Erin. Fucked up and hard situation resolving~ma to you two, and a handful of health~ma to your sister, Zenkitty.

sj, I hope that repair man will come soon.

And now Jessica's post. Is it The Year Of Crazy Relatives?

ION. Guess who's coming to Israel. Yes, the only man I'm willing to marry, Stephen Fry!

Only. Press has published where he'll be (some conference). Me and some friends called there to check when. They said he's not gonna show. And Yours Truly and some of her friends are all 12 year old fangirls about it.

They're hiding Stephen from me, and my chance of telling him how wonderfully delightful he is. We were planing to take with us some ropes, a knife and some rolls of sellotape big, glittery sings with us (OK, I planned). But nobody tells me where he'll be and when, and while Israel isn't that big, it's big enough.

I'm gonna miss Stephen Fry and it's somebody's fault.


erin_obscure - Jan 18, 2011 6:06:47 am PST #13426 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

{{{Erin}}} Sounds like you are doing everything you can in a throughful, supportive manner. D is working really hard at being a good Dad which is awesome for M because he needs a good dad with such a thoughtless mom. It really does sound like time to revisit his support payments, tho. If she's remarried he shouldn't be paying to support her, only M. And if she chooses to move all over the country, there should be court papers outlining her agreement to pay for M's travels so that she is held responsible for her choices.


WindSparrow - Jan 18, 2011 6:29:46 am PST #13427 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Dear Uncle of Jessica:

I think you should start asking your favors of Zenkitty's niece.

TA, Me


Barb - Jan 18, 2011 6:45:22 am PST #13428 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Oh Zen, much ~ma for your sister.

And Erin, just hang in there. You're doing everything right so far, including sticking to your guns on the not moving. You have good, solid reasons for staying put while M's mother has shown a willful disregard for her son's well-being.

It doesn't matter to Micah that his mom was a bitch to D, or has been selfish or manipulative.

Again, speaking from experience, it may well. How it manifests is the question.


Gudanov - Jan 18, 2011 6:50:10 am PST #13429 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

(((Erin, D, and M)))


sj - Jan 18, 2011 6:50:22 am PST #13430 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

The plumber is finally here, now whether or not he can get his truck up the driveway is another matter entirely.


Zenkitty - Jan 18, 2011 7:04:29 am PST #13431 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Dear Uncle of Jessica:
I think you should start asking your favors of Zenkitty's niece.
TA, Me

heh heh heh


quester - Jan 18, 2011 7:06:17 am PST #13432 of 30000
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

Can't improve on what Shir said:

Oh Zenkitty, Oh Erin. Fucked up and hard situation resolving~ma to you two, and a handful of health~ma to your sister, Zenkitty.

ION, the people at my temp agency are out sick, so I'm out of work. Bah!


brenda m - Jan 18, 2011 7:07:57 am PST #13433 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

ION, the people at my temp agency are out sick, so I'm out of work.

Sounds like they need a temp.