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Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


d - Aug 26, 2010 4:45:44 am PDT #134 of 30000
It's nice to see some brave pretenders trying to make it interesting.

I met someone from OKC at my local ice cream shop, mostly because the people at the shop all know me by name (yes, really!) so I figured that was a good, safe spot. I don't think your prospective date would be unhappy with an alternative, especially with an intolerance for dairy.


Daisy Jane - Aug 26, 2010 5:34:48 am PDT #135 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Texas state fair announced we will have fried beer and fried margaritas this year (as well as fried frito pie). Blech.


erikaj - Aug 26, 2010 5:35:06 am PDT #136 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

If he is, you can weed him out.


sumi - Aug 26, 2010 5:35:46 am PDT #137 of 30000
Art Crawl!!!

Fried beer? Fried margaritas? WTF?


Fred Pete - Aug 26, 2010 5:37:08 am PDT #138 of 30000
Ann, that's a ferret.

I've had fish fried in beer batter, so I can sort of get the idea of fried beer. But fried margaritas are beyond me.


Daisy Jane - Aug 26, 2010 5:40:32 am PDT #139 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Yeah. Hang on lemme dig up the link. Last year the rage was fried butter, so you know...

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tommyrot - Aug 26, 2010 5:41:37 am PDT #140 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Fried Beer™ - Beer-filled pretzel pocket is deep-fried to a golden brown. One bite and the escaping beer serves as a dipping sauce. 21 and over, ID required.

Huh. Trademarked, even.


Daisy Jane - Aug 26, 2010 5:42:35 am PDT #141 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Oh, yeah. Fried food at the Texas State Fair is srs bsns.


Ginger - Aug 26, 2010 6:21:22 am PDT #142 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I keep swearing I'm going to get to the Texas State Fair. It's one of the last of the great state fairs and I love state fairs.

Should i be slightly wierded out if i'm planning to meet someone from match.com and he suggests meeting at a Cold Stone Creamery?

Perhaps he's come up with a compatibility test based on type and number of mix-ins.


§ ita § - Aug 26, 2010 6:27:40 am PDT #143 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I don't think there's anything remotely weird about Cold Stone Creamery. His thought you might find it weird is weird, but it's pretty much like meeting at Starbuck's, isn't it?