I've had fish fried in beer batter, so I can sort of get the idea of fried beer. But fried margaritas are beyond me.
What? She killed 'em with mathematics. What else could it have been?
Jayne ,'Objects In Space'
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Fred Pete - Aug 26, 2010 5:37:08 am PDT #138 of 30000
Ann, that's a ferret.
Daisy Jane - Aug 26, 2010 5:40:32 am PDT #139 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
tommyrot - Aug 26, 2010 5:41:37 am PDT #140 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Fried Beer™ - Beer-filled pretzel pocket is deep-fried to a golden brown. One bite and the escaping beer serves as a dipping sauce. 21 and over, ID required.
Huh. Trademarked, even.
Daisy Jane - Aug 26, 2010 5:42:35 am PDT #141 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Oh, yeah. Fried food at the Texas State Fair is srs bsns.
Ginger - Aug 26, 2010 6:21:22 am PDT #142 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
I keep swearing I'm going to get to the Texas State Fair. It's one of the last of the great state fairs and I love state fairs.
Should i be slightly wierded out if i'm planning to meet someone from match.com and he suggests meeting at a Cold Stone Creamery?
Perhaps he's come up with a compatibility test based on type and number of mix-ins.
§ ita § - Aug 26, 2010 6:27:40 am PDT #143 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I don't think there's anything remotely weird about Cold Stone Creamery. His thought you might find it weird is weird, but it's pretty much like meeting at Starbuck's, isn't it?
tommyrot - Aug 26, 2010 6:29:04 am PDT #144 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
it's pretty much like meeting at Starbuck's
With jimmies!
Zenkitty - Aug 26, 2010 6:29:19 am PDT #145 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Something about Cold Stone Creamery Man made the *Caution* lights come on in my brain. I don't know why.
§ ita § - Aug 26, 2010 6:29:49 am PDT #146 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
With jimmies!
Don't party without a party hat?
Jessica - Aug 26, 2010 6:31:49 am PDT #147 of 30000
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
It's only this bit that makes me raise my eyebrows:
I am guessing you haven't been to one.
Like, really? Aren't they kind of everywhere?
But if he seems cool otherwise, I don't see anything wrong with saying "Unfortunately I'm lactose intolerant and can't enjoy ice cream! How about [place erin actually wants to go] instead?"