Dawn: You're not fleeing. You're... moving at a brisk pace. Buffy: Quaintly referred to in some cultures as the Big Scaredy Run Away.

'Touched'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Scrappy - Jan 13, 2011 1:17:15 pm PST #13114 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Here for your entertainment(with some editing) is an email chain between me and our own Alibelle, who works down the hall from me.

From: Me
To: Alibelle

You are correct and your name should not be on this email. Please tell no one and forget you ever read it.

R.

  • ******

From: Alibelle
To: Me

As I suspected.

Of course, I received an email yesterday from my mom’s cousin that I deleted since it apparently was an advertisement for his PI business, and minutes later I received another email telling me it was sent to me in error, please disregard it and shred it. Please do not share it with any other people. I’m just telling this so that you are aware that I have no intentions of shredding your email.

Sincerely,
A.

  • ********

From: Me
To: Alibelle

I would like you to shred it MENTALLY.

  • *****

From: Alibelle
To: Me

TOUGH LUCK to you.

  • ******

From: Me
To: Alibelle

Now I am shredding YOU mentally.


javachik - Jan 13, 2011 1:20:28 pm PST #13115 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Adorkable!


Strix - Jan 13, 2011 1:28:54 pm PST #13116 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Tea: The Greys: Earl, Lady, and Double Bergamot Earl. I knew there was a reason I liked you! I am the Grey's Bitch, too. Stash, usually.

I also love Harney and Son's Tower of London, Tazo's Passion and Constant Comment if I am sick.

I also like Irish Breakfast and Scottish Breakfast teas.

But usually, I gotta have that one morning cup of strong cafe au lait.


Cass - Jan 13, 2011 1:29:12 pm PST #13117 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

So cute!


§ ita § - Jan 13, 2011 1:29:29 pm PST #13118 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Sassing HR!

I got a takeback email this week. It was an invitation to an after work get together. I wasn't going to go anyway, but I hope it stung them to uninvite people. Especially the VPs.


Cass - Jan 13, 2011 1:53:53 pm PST #13119 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Smashing my head against a wall is bad, right?


Anne W. - Jan 13, 2011 1:58:43 pm PST #13120 of 30000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

I'd say it was bad, Cass.


Miracleman - Jan 13, 2011 1:59:01 pm PST #13121 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Depends on the wall.


Burrell - Jan 13, 2011 1:59:33 pm PST #13122 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I miss Alibelle! Pls send her an email from me, saying "hi"

Smashing my head against a wall is bad, right?

It is, for your head. Potentially for the wall as well.


Laga - Jan 13, 2011 1:59:34 pm PST #13123 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Smashing my head against a wall is bad, right?

Even if the wall has it coming, I recommend putting on a helmet first.