Here for your entertainment(with some editing) is an email chain between me and our own Alibelle, who works down the hall from me.
From: Me
To: Alibelle
You are correct and your name should not be on this email. Please tell no one and forget you ever read it.
R.
- ******
From: Alibelle
To: Me
As I suspected.
Of course, I received an email yesterday from my mom’s cousin that I deleted since it apparently was an advertisement for his PI business, and minutes later I received another email telling me it was sent to me in error, please disregard it and shred it. Please do not share it with any other people. I’m just telling this so that you are aware that I have no intentions of shredding your email.
Sincerely,
A.
- ********
From: Me
To: Alibelle
I would like you to shred it MENTALLY.
- *****
From: Alibelle
To: Me
TOUGH LUCK to you.
- ******
From: Me
To: Alibelle
Now I am shredding YOU mentally.