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Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Jan 13, 2011 12:53:09 pm PST #13109 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

Yes, much ongoing ~ma and thoughts, Jilli.


§ ita § - Jan 13, 2011 12:56:57 pm PST #13110 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I would be way too chicken to ask someone out via email. The wait would kill me. I'd rather be told no right away, and also have no potentially permanent record of the question or the answer.

Note, I've never asked anyone out. So it's all theory.

I think I'd probably try and break up face to face, just because I'd want it done with me that way. Also, less in the way of perm records again.


Barb - Jan 13, 2011 1:05:32 pm PST #13111 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

I was broken up with via a note left on my coffee table. One in which my ex confessed to having cheated on me with my best friend.

I am not at all fond of being broken up with via any kind of note, electronic or otherwise.


Miracleman - Jan 13, 2011 1:07:24 pm PST #13112 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

I was broken up with via a note left on my coffee table. One in which my ex confessed to having cheated on me with my best friend.

Worst Post-It endorsement...ever.


Daisy Jane - Jan 13, 2011 1:09:07 pm PST #13113 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I was broken up with via a note left on my coffee table. One in which my ex confessed to having cheated on me with my best friend.

It does sort of feel like someone turned off the show before it was over and never really let you see the end.


Scrappy - Jan 13, 2011 1:17:15 pm PST #13114 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Here for your entertainment(with some editing) is an email chain between me and our own Alibelle, who works down the hall from me.

From: Me
To: Alibelle

You are correct and your name should not be on this email. Please tell no one and forget you ever read it.

R.

  • ******

From: Alibelle
To: Me

As I suspected.

Of course, I received an email yesterday from my mom’s cousin that I deleted since it apparently was an advertisement for his PI business, and minutes later I received another email telling me it was sent to me in error, please disregard it and shred it. Please do not share it with any other people. I’m just telling this so that you are aware that I have no intentions of shredding your email.

Sincerely,
A.

  • ********

From: Me
To: Alibelle

I would like you to shred it MENTALLY.

  • *****

From: Alibelle
To: Me

TOUGH LUCK to you.

  • ******

From: Me
To: Alibelle

Now I am shredding YOU mentally.


javachik - Jan 13, 2011 1:20:28 pm PST #13115 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Adorkable!


Strix - Jan 13, 2011 1:28:54 pm PST #13116 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Tea: The Greys: Earl, Lady, and Double Bergamot Earl. I knew there was a reason I liked you! I am the Grey's Bitch, too. Stash, usually.

I also love Harney and Son's Tower of London, Tazo's Passion and Constant Comment if I am sick.

I also like Irish Breakfast and Scottish Breakfast teas.

But usually, I gotta have that one morning cup of strong cafe au lait.


Cass - Jan 13, 2011 1:29:12 pm PST #13117 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

So cute!


§ ita § - Jan 13, 2011 1:29:29 pm PST #13118 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Sassing HR!

I got a takeback email this week. It was an invitation to an after work get together. I wasn't going to go anyway, but I hope it stung them to uninvite people. Especially the VPs.