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Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


beekaytee - Jan 12, 2011 6:08:07 pm PST #13012 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

Check your inbox momentarily (the address on your profile here).

Nothing yet, but have I mentioned lately how you are goddess among women? Well...you are.

eta: Receiving now. mwah!

etaa: grooving now...


Steph L. - Jan 12, 2011 6:17:28 pm PST #13013 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

grooving now...

Woo!


DavidS - Jan 12, 2011 6:40:37 pm PST #13014 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

reminded me of David Sedaris's impression of Billie Holiday singing

"My baloney has a first name.../It's O-S-C-A-R..."


quester - Jan 12, 2011 6:42:31 pm PST #13015 of 30000
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

a friend who is an emergency room nurse says that the number one home injury he treats is senseless bagel debacles. Poor you!

I remember reading something about that. I remembered it as I was lying on the couch waiting for the nausea to pass.

quester, was it a slice or a puncture wound?

Kind of a combo. But it did and still is a little.


Shir - Jan 12, 2011 6:54:42 pm PST #13016 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Bubble-wrap brackets to Steph and quester. I hope you two are much better now.

In other Opinion, unless planning a work out, I see nothing wrong with pancakes for lunch.

Just sayin'.


WindSparrow - Jan 12, 2011 7:16:29 pm PST #13017 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Teppy, do take care at the gym. When you are unconscious, it makes you an easier target for the zombies.

quester, I don't know what to say. I hope your thumb heals quickly.


erin_obscure - Jan 12, 2011 7:57:29 pm PST #13018 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

Bagels should come with warning labels, i can't count how many scars i have from slicing the delicious thangs.


DavidS - Jan 12, 2011 8:46:04 pm PST #13019 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Jesus, don't you know guys know how to cut bagels without putting your hands in jeopardy?

You should not be cutting towards your flesh.

Use a long serrated knife. Like, you know, a bread knife. Hold the bagel upright between your thumb and middle finger. Insert blade under the bridge of your fingers and cut down, away from fingers, thumb webs and fleshy palms. None of which should be in the way of the cutting action.

Or, get one of those high speed bagel-cutting shooter dealies they have at Noah's.


meara - Jan 12, 2011 9:01:28 pm PST #13020 of 30000

OMG, this octopus chair is AMAZING


Laga - Jan 12, 2011 9:27:26 pm PST #13021 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

wow that might be the best chair in the history of chairs.

I accidentally watched a new show tonight and Caroline Dhavernas is in it! I think it's called "Off the Map" did anybody else catch it? Would it be discussed in procedurals?