Bunch of wanna blessed-bes. Nowadays every girl with a henna tattoo and a spice rack thinks she's a sister to the dark ones.

Willow ,'Bring On The Night'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Typo Boy - Dec 26, 2010 7:42:01 am PST #11820 of 30000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

I second the neilmed bottle. I use myself, over in a couple of minutes though sometimes throwing up can be a side effect.

[ed] I think only if I get in a rush and try to go to fast instead of folowing instructuions and squeezing gently.


beekaytee - Dec 26, 2010 7:43:27 am PST #11821 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

Really?! I've never thrown up...or even gagged real hard. Typo, you might want to ease up on the pressure, Dude!


Typo Boy - Dec 26, 2010 7:43:55 am PST #11822 of 30000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Edit xpost.


beekaytee - Dec 26, 2010 8:12:04 am PST #11823 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

Aimee alert!

You will want to acquire winkwinknudgenudge, the most recent episode of QI...the awesome British quiz show with Stephen Fry. The Christmas episode, themed 'Hocus Pocus' features none other than DanRad. He's ever so intelligent and adorable on it.


Steph L. - Dec 26, 2010 9:16:28 am PST #11824 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

In almost 3 years together, we never broke up even once!

Obviously I don't know the people in question, but to me this reads sarcastic and funny, not an actual boast.

Nah, I'm pretty sure she's serious, bless her heart.


Jessica - Dec 26, 2010 9:18:53 am PST #11825 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Nah, I'm pretty sure she's serious, bless her heart.

Well in that case, good for her. I hope their streak continues!


Laga - Dec 26, 2010 9:21:09 am PST #11826 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Happy Boxing Day, Bitches!


omnis_audis - Dec 26, 2010 9:21:13 am PST #11827 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

I second the neti bottle. The trick is to breathe in the prescribed mannor. Once I learned that trick, no problem.


meara - Dec 26, 2010 1:18:01 pm PST #11828 of 30000

Hallo, bitches! I type to you frOm Prague! My brother and I had originally planned to take a mowning train and have most of today an all tomorrow to sightsee. However, we instead ended up taking a 645pm train. See...

The Good: brother got us invited to Christmas dinner at a colleagues house, out in a village. British guy married to a Czech woman, other colleagues, and her family. Delicious and lovely. Poker and xbox. Homemade wine.

The Bad: a few hours into the evening I ended up with a migraine, feeling horribly queasy.

The Ugly: the guys were havin so much fun with the xbox and poker and jäger and beer that suddenly it was 2am and the next train was at 5am. Ick.

The Awful: swaying rumbling local train for 35 minutes at 5am while feeling migrainey and nauseated.

The Ridiculous; upon arriving in Brno (bro's town) at 530am get in the only cab at the station to discover it REEKS. like, have never in my life smelled such bad BO. I think the cabbie must live in his cab and NEVER BATHE. OMG.

So when we finally got to bed at 6am we agreed not to rush to Prague (though from the looks of it I'll be sad about that...but maybe I can come back someday).


Laura - Dec 26, 2010 2:38:07 pm PST #11829 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Wonderful news, Frank!

{{meara}} May there be much more good and much less bad, ugly, awful, and ridiculous.