In almost 3 years together, we never broke up even once!
Obviously I don't know the people in question, but to me this reads sarcastic and funny, not an actual boast.
Nah, I'm pretty sure she's serious, bless her heart.
Well, look who just popped open a fresh can of venom.
Xander ,'Empty Places'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Steph L. - Dec 26, 2010 9:16:28 am PST #11824 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Jessica - Dec 26, 2010 9:18:53 am PST #11825 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Nah, I'm pretty sure she's serious, bless her heart.
Well in that case, good for her. I hope their streak continues!
Laga - Dec 26, 2010 9:21:09 am PST #11826 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Happy Boxing Day, Bitches!
omnis_audis - Dec 26, 2010 9:21:13 am PST #11827 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
I second the neti bottle. The trick is to breathe in the prescribed mannor. Once I learned that trick, no problem.
meara - Dec 26, 2010 1:18:01 pm PST #11828 of 30000
Hallo, bitches! I type to you frOm Prague! My brother and I had originally planned to take a mowning train and have most of today an all tomorrow to sightsee. However, we instead ended up taking a 645pm train. See...
The Good: brother got us invited to Christmas dinner at a colleagues house, out in a village. British guy married to a Czech woman, other colleagues, and her family. Delicious and lovely. Poker and xbox. Homemade wine.
The Bad: a few hours into the evening I ended up with a migraine, feeling horribly queasy.
The Ugly: the guys were havin so much fun with the xbox and poker and jäger and beer that suddenly it was 2am and the next train was at 5am. Ick.
The Awful: swaying rumbling local train for 35 minutes at 5am while feeling migrainey and nauseated.
The Ridiculous; upon arriving in Brno (bro's town) at 530am get in the only cab at the station to discover it REEKS. like, have never in my life smelled such bad BO. I think the cabbie must live in his cab and NEVER BATHE. OMG.
So when we finally got to bed at 6am we agreed not to rush to Prague (though from the looks of it I'll be sad about that...but maybe I can come back someday).
Laura - Dec 26, 2010 2:38:07 pm PST #11829 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.
Wonderful news, Frank!
{{meara}} May there be much more good and much less bad, ugly, awful, and ridiculous.
erin_obscure - Dec 26, 2010 5:18:24 pm PST #11830 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange
kill me now. i just finished puking. i blame this fully on a coworker who went home early yesterday after puking twice and then came in to work today with a fever because she has used up all her sick leave. policy of insanity!
smonster - Dec 26, 2010 5:25:31 pm PST #11831 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Oh, erin. That's just awful.
I made it back home without incident, though I managed to leave the dog food at my parents' house and had to beg some from my neighbor. Also, two power poles outside my house are leaning precariously, so I called and reported them. One has a snowy branch pulling on it but I can't tell why the other is leaning. At least they are both leaning away from my house, and the house next to mine is abandoned and needs demolishing anyway.
I'm half hoping for a snow day tomorrow, but the Fresh Makers don't get paid for snow days, so I'm trying not to hope too hard.
beekaytee - Dec 26, 2010 5:35:41 pm PST #11832 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant
smonster, if you get caught out without kibble again, you can make do with a couple of scrambled eggs and some frozen veggies like green beans, broccoli or cauliflower.
Strix - Dec 26, 2010 5:38:15 pm PST #11833 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
erin, that's not the xmas present you want to get! I hope you feel better soon.