I'm so evil and... skanky. And I think I'm kinda gay.

Willow ,'Storyteller'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - Dec 25, 2010 8:21:28 pm PST #11809 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Also, we learned that a baby will chase a laser-pointer dot just like a cat will. It was fucking hilarious.


omnis_audis - Dec 25, 2010 8:45:33 pm PST #11810 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Also, we learned that a baby will chase a laser-pointer dot just like a cat will. It was fucking hilarious.
Ha! Yes, I remember doing that with my friends son. He was 3ish at the time. Mom (my friend) was on phone with hubby. She's 6ish months pregnant. Son is starting to be tempermental. I whipped out my green laser, and he was on it like a cat INSTANTLY! Calmed him down, and was very entertaining. D looks at me and says, "I think that confirms it, linebacker, not Rhodes scholar". I felt bad, so stopped. She was like, "oh no you don't! It's entertaining him, and that is what I need right now". Who am I to stop a pregnant mother in the summer?


WindSparrow - Dec 26, 2010 2:25:53 am PST #11811 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

And also the fact that when people congratulated her on her engagement, her reply was NOT "I'm so happy," or similar, but "We've never broken up!"

That does sound rather like she's trying to convince herself. Oh, well. May they be as happy as they are capable of.


Zenkitty - Dec 26, 2010 4:02:26 am PST #11812 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Holidays are over. Whew. They were good holidays, but I'm glad to be home with nothing much I have to do and no one I have to see.


Nora Deirdre - Dec 26, 2010 5:29:24 am PST #11813 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

"Thanks! We are just one of those couples like in the movie The Notebook! In almost 3 years together, we never broke up even once!"

Ahahahaha, that's funny. I share your not getting it.

ION, yesterday was awesome, but today is not looking great, as my ex-neighbor is harassing me about my tenants on my cell phone and my sister is sick with mysterious illness, that we don't know if it's caused by overindulgence last night or a flu bug or what.


sj - Dec 26, 2010 6:02:59 am PST #11814 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

"Thanks! We are just one of those couples like in the movie The Notebook! In almost 3 years together, we never broke up even once!"

Weird.

We were supposed to have one more holiday celebration today, but TCG's brother canceled because of the potential snowfall today. So, I can relax today! No being social!


beekaytee - Dec 26, 2010 6:11:35 am PST #11815 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

And also the fact that when people congratulated her on her engagement, her reply was NOT "I'm so happy," or similar, but "We've never broken up!"

That really is sad, in a way. It always makes me wonder about how 'hard' the relationship has been...so bad that a bloodied victory is what comes to mind before happiness? Eeeeh.

Today is a really good day. We went for a super long walk since it appears we will get some depth of snow. It's crazy, the difference between predictions. So far, it's anything between 1-3 inches and 6-10 inches.

Honestly, people...pick a source and stick with it!

Now, I'm listening to Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me. Love it.


smonster - Dec 26, 2010 6:20:59 am PST #11816 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

We're also listening to Wait Wait, and we're about to go for a walk. Almost six inches, here.


Jessica - Dec 26, 2010 6:46:43 am PST #11817 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

In almost 3 years together, we never broke up even once!

Obviously I don't know the people in question, but to me this reads sarcastic and funny, not an actual boast. (Like when people ask my parents how long they've been married and my mom says "We just celebrated our 30th anniversary....ten wonderful years!")


erin_obscure - Dec 26, 2010 7:08:58 am PST #11818 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

the one downside of sleeping for 12 hours? Setting my alarm for 6:15am then freaking the frack out when i groggily looked at the clock and saw 6:30. Thankfully my disoriented mind noticed the dot indicating pm before springing out of bed and commencing my morning de-snot routine.

A dream last night reminded me that i gave blood 4 days before starting this particular illness, and perhaps i shouldn't be too irate and my immune system's failure, given that it was still replenishing that lost blood whilst trying to fight off this ick.

also, belated thanks to the neti pot. I know i gave it the thumbs down earlier...but we've come to a point where it is actually super usefull at flushing out a day's worth of nasty in short sessions. I'm appreciative of spending 2 15 minute bursts flushing out massive quantities, rather than spending all day long dripping and blowing. I'm not enjoying the sensation of drowning myself twice a day, but the results are worth the momentary discomfort.

Ok, back to trying to avoid calls again. (when we aren't super busy, there's a trick that puts me at the bottom of the queue so i can sometimes go an hour or more without having to take a call! this is a lovely thing.)