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Olaf the Troll ,'Showtime'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


§ ita § - Dec 13, 2010 10:06:58 am PST #10892 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Good god. Those pictures are great, but the post itself reeks of revisionist bullshit.

The 1950s were the last decade in history in which women were still encouraged to be feminine; the last decade when the fuller figure was still the ideal of beauty. It was a better, nobler age; a time of greater social cohesion and harmony; a time before cultural Marxism and all of its offshoots agitated gender hostility, class warfare, and other forums of societal discontent. It was the last decade in which the natural order of things still held sway. These beautiful images compellingly evoke the idyllic appeal of those times.

Plus-size models recall a time of greater gender harmony, of veneration for the traditional family, and of respect for natural relations between men and women.

What is that crap? Seriously? It's offensive.


DavidS - Dec 13, 2010 10:07:27 am PST #10893 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

You guys! This is my BF they're talking about! [link] Awesome! I'm so proud!

She's a cutie!


Daisy Jane - Dec 13, 2010 10:11:53 am PST #10894 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

The introduction to her is my favorite. I can't get to it on the computer though. That site is blocked.


Kate P. - Dec 13, 2010 10:13:13 am PST #10895 of 30000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

Wow. Connie, I thought at first you were being a bit harsh, but then I followed the link and, ye gods.

Er, but DJ, your friend is gorgeous!


smonster - Dec 13, 2010 10:13:46 am PST #10896 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Your friend is gorgeous!!! The post is @@, but your friend is totally lovely.

Have applied calagel, which my iPhone tried to correct to falafel. Hmm, I wonder if chickpeas would help...


Jessica - Dec 13, 2010 10:16:37 am PST #10897 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Rather than the 9-to-5 drudgery to which they have been "liberated" by modern ideology, countless women would prefer to be homemakers creating delectable baked goods and living lives of ease and contentment, while their husbands would happily be the family's sole breadwinners, gladly working so that their brides could have whatever they want, rejoicing in the knowledge that every day they would come home to find an angel in the house. In such traditional circumstances, children would receive all of the attention that they require, and as a result, sons would grow up to be responsible young men, while daughters would become ladylike and well-mannered. (How different from the broken homes of today, which lead to juvenile delinquency, drug use, crime, and promiscuity.)

As the primary breadwinner and wife of a soon-to-be SAHD, may I say FUCK OFF to this entire paragraph?


Daisy Jane - Dec 13, 2010 10:19:19 am PST #10898 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Yeah, I'm mostly happy she's getting some press. It's been rough in LA for her for a while.


Connie Neil - Dec 13, 2010 10:20:44 am PST #10899 of 30000
brillig

Connie, I thought at first you were being a bit harsh, but then I followed the link and, ye gods.

I know, I saw the pictures and thought "Rock on with your good-looking self!", then I started to read. I was hoping the comments would go "Um, what?", but sadly no.


Gudanov - Dec 13, 2010 10:21:43 am PST #10900 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

She's a cutie!

I'll second that.

Rather than the 9-to-5 drudgery to which they have been "liberated" by modern ideology, countless women would prefer to be homemakers creating delectable baked goods and living lives of ease and contentment, while their husbands would happily be the family's sole breadwinners

Um... those countless women are still perfectly free to find a partner who would facilitate that life. It's not like it's illegal now.


Cashmere - Dec 13, 2010 10:22:41 am PST #10901 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

The model is gorgeous. The post is a ridiculous white-wash of a tiny portion of history that was oppressive and offensive to women and minorities.

I can celebrate the voluptuous beauty of Reuben's models without wanting to drag us back to the fun-filled 17th Century plague outbreaks. Or appreciate the buxom, bustled ladies of the Gilded Age without wanting to bring back child labor of the 1880s. @@