Hauser: You really think you can solve the problem? Come into Wolfram & Hart and make everything right? Turn night into glorious day? You pathetic little fairy. Angel: I'm not little.

'Just Rewards (2)'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Dana - Dec 09, 2010 2:47:50 pm PST #10636 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

How did your event go, Barb?


Barb - Dec 09, 2010 2:59:28 pm PST #10637 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

It went pretty well, I guess. I mean, last time I did a solo signing at the Borders in Jacksonville, the manager "forgot" I was coming, then stuck me at a table by the front door and told me to shill. Which-- I don't do. And the last time I did a signing at an indie bookstore, it was at the one in Miami where they wouldn't put my books out on the front tables with the other authors who were coming to do readings and instead, hid them behind the front counter for "safekeeping" as the asst. manager put it. And then after I was done and had sold a nice number of books on top of that, he came up to me and said "Wow, I had no idea MTV published books or that they could even be any good."

So yeah, my expectations were both low and fearful going in, but I do love Third Place and they'd been advertising the reading with a placard right inside the front door for the last couple of weeks and then, when we walked in on Tuesday night, they had a huge stack of books and Abby was all, "Mom! Those are YOUR books! Lots of them!" It was the first time I've seen my kids genuinely stunned by what I do, so for that alone, it was worth it.

But the turnout was okay-- weather, plague, and traffic kept some folks away who might otherwise have made it, but still, it was about 25 or so in the audience, about half whom I knew, half whom I didn't.

In her first appearance at that same bookstore, Stephenie Meyer had three attendees and two were personal friends.

So, um, yay?


Cass - Dec 09, 2010 3:16:50 pm PST #10638 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Bev, you say things that I agree with but you say them so much better.

Very unhappy Nicole Scherzinger is back as a judge, though.

I'm very unhappy she's back together with her boyfriend. The tv shows her bouncing in the pits and I don't care. But it's a minor thing for me to roll my eyes at and ignore.

I so want to ditch cable and the only thing truly holding me back is racing. And I truly don't know how long I will be able to justify it mentally.

I mean, I don't mind paying for the tv I watch. I think I should unless advertisers are paying for the tv I watch and for my attention. I don't ahem unless it's something I am going to legit buy or watch (hi, Sherlock!) when I can.


Aims - Dec 09, 2010 3:43:41 pm PST #10639 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I had a very productive evening! Since 5:00 I have:

Made Em dinner
Allowed Em to watch 1 Strawberry Shortcake cartoon, 2 Veggie Tales movies, and an episode of Diego
Snuggled most of that time with her on the couch she chose
Had my Christmas presents taken away for being mean and hateful
Had 2 Berenstein Bears books thrown at me
Been banned from Em's school for being mean and hateful
and lost all future snuggling and kissing priveleges!!

I'm waiting until she starts taking arguing lessons from Glenn Beck so that I can be called a Nazi.

Hey! Glenn Beck is 6!! I just figured it out!


DebetEsse - Dec 09, 2010 5:18:02 pm PST #10640 of 30000
Woe to the fucking wicked.

Just don't buy her a chalkboard.


sj - Dec 09, 2010 5:59:30 pm PST #10641 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

The two kids I went to meet today are adorable and just the sweetest things! I'm babysitting for the littler one on Monday for a couple of hours while her brother is at school and her mother goes Christmas shopping.


ChiKat - Dec 09, 2010 6:25:38 pm PST #10642 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

So after the death talk today, I got the kind of call no one ever wants to get. It's always sudden. And this time, unexpected, sudden and completely unfair and wrong. My friend, Sarah, who has been my friend for 30 years passed away in her sleep. She has 2 little girls who are trying to make sense of their mommy being gone so quickly and a husband who is in total shock. I am wrecked.


Steph L. - Dec 09, 2010 6:29:46 pm PST #10643 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Oh, ChiKat, I am so sorry!


Spidra Webster - Dec 09, 2010 6:30:19 pm PST #10644 of 30000
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

That's awful! (((ChiKat)))


Cass - Dec 09, 2010 6:33:26 pm PST #10645 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Oh, ChiKat, I am so sorry.