Question: Will hiding in a cavern with stockpiled chocolate goods be any part of this plan?

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


beekaytee - Dec 08, 2010 7:02:47 am PST #10513 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

Thanks for that recipe, Barb. I'm totally trying them.

No, seriously, the woman is haunting me

HA. You can take it.

Years ago, when the wicked step-sister and I were making arrangements for my father's funeral we came to a massive parting of the ways. The things he had arranged for himself (while he planned my stepmother's funeral...which I did not know about for 4 years) were, well, de-ranged. He bought a 4k, PINK casket complete with satin roses for HIMSELF. It was, in fact, a pathetic homage to his mother...who was as psychotic, if not more so than he was.

Yeah. No.

I found this lovely, denim casket (I didn't realize it at the time, but it ended up costing just $700) that actually matched the workshirts he wore every day of his life. The WSS insisted he wear a suit. Again, no. Workshirt and chinos it was.

WSS was actually shaking with fear that the dead guy would be mad. My response? "If he's going to haunt ANYONE it will be me...and I can take it."

Oddly, he has been the one dead person in my history who never impacted me again. No dreams. No visualizations. Nothing.


DavidS - Dec 08, 2010 7:05:03 am PST #10514 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

May I be the first to say, the idea of John McCain having sex is thoroughly ewwwwww.

Yeah, but Cindy's a bit of all right.


Liese S. - Dec 08, 2010 7:08:06 am PST #10515 of 30000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Windsparrow, you have the loveliest way of putting things. I never cease to marvel at it.

This! You're a really special person, Andi.

we used Lactaid; lactose is not change I can believe in

Hahaha.


Barb - Dec 08, 2010 7:08:09 am PST #10516 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

May I be the first to say, the idea of John McCain having sex is thoroughly ewwwwww.

Fred, I doubt you're the first one, but hey, you're the first one this morning. That work?

And yay on cranky erika!


Barb - Dec 08, 2010 7:09:19 am PST #10517 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Liese, that was my friend's addition. I cracked up so much when I read it, I just left it in the recipe for the humor value.


Liese S. - Dec 08, 2010 7:12:38 am PST #10518 of 30000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Your friend and I are one on this important issue.


Connie Neil - Dec 08, 2010 7:59:47 am PST #10519 of 30000
brillig

Oh, god bless Lortabs when having cramps. I no longer want to curl up under my desk with my pen knife so I can stab at anyone who tries to engage me. Somehow, though, the supervisors are unwilling to pay a tech support person who wants to hide under the desk instead of taking phone calls.


Shir - Dec 08, 2010 8:37:47 am PST #10520 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Ohh, Calli, thanks! But Hollaback Israel only operates in Hebrew, in the meantime.

I do have some suggestions, such as this [link] if you'd like. Profile addy is good.


NoiseDesign - Dec 08, 2010 9:04:14 am PST #10521 of 30000
Our wings are not tired

Ugh. I'm sitting in the Burbank airport waiting for my flight and the music they are playing is a bunch of Christian praise songs. Much of it is Christmas music, but not all of it. It is, however, all Christian. Shoot. Me. Now.


Laga - Dec 08, 2010 10:06:59 am PST #10522 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

pew pew pew