You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport. Yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Barb - Dec 08, 2010 7:08:09 am PST #10516 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

May I be the first to say, the idea of John McCain having sex is thoroughly ewwwwww.

Fred, I doubt you're the first one, but hey, you're the first one this morning. That work?

And yay on cranky erika!


Barb - Dec 08, 2010 7:09:19 am PST #10517 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Liese, that was my friend's addition. I cracked up so much when I read it, I just left it in the recipe for the humor value.


Liese S. - Dec 08, 2010 7:12:38 am PST #10518 of 30000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Your friend and I are one on this important issue.


Connie Neil - Dec 08, 2010 7:59:47 am PST #10519 of 30000
brillig

Oh, god bless Lortabs when having cramps. I no longer want to curl up under my desk with my pen knife so I can stab at anyone who tries to engage me. Somehow, though, the supervisors are unwilling to pay a tech support person who wants to hide under the desk instead of taking phone calls.


Shir - Dec 08, 2010 8:37:47 am PST #10520 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Ohh, Calli, thanks! But Hollaback Israel only operates in Hebrew, in the meantime.

I do have some suggestions, such as this [link] if you'd like. Profile addy is good.


NoiseDesign - Dec 08, 2010 9:04:14 am PST #10521 of 30000
Our wings are not tired

Ugh. I'm sitting in the Burbank airport waiting for my flight and the music they are playing is a bunch of Christian praise songs. Much of it is Christmas music, but not all of it. It is, however, all Christian. Shoot. Me. Now.


Laga - Dec 08, 2010 10:06:59 am PST #10522 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

pew pew pew


Calli - Dec 08, 2010 10:11:07 am PST #10523 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Thanks, Shir! That's a good list, and I like the way it removes responsibility from the victim. The resource list we came up with is more focused on domestic violence, though--husbands and lovers beating up their partners. I'm not sure why, as that's not really a focus for my organization. (We usually address gender-based workplace violence, as part of our human resources for health work.)


billytea - Dec 08, 2010 10:37:28 am PST #10524 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

May I be the first to say, the idea of John McCain having sex is thoroughly ewwwwww.

Now that's a "don't ask, don't tell" policy I'd be happy to support.


Shir - Dec 08, 2010 10:52:51 am PST #10525 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

In that case, Calli, take a look at that link: [link]