Next time your machine breaks, open up the computer and search for the tiny pink unicorns with the pinball machines that are glued to their asses. Ignore people in white coats who might try to prevent you from doing so. They're trying to make sure you'll never see the magical pink unicorns, and that's just wrong, y'know.

Also, when the magic blue smoke escapes, it's Game Over, Man.

Worlds collide: Kossack newbie: let me get this straight, we're supposed to beat each other up and then come together for the election cycle?
Me: Yes, it's all very Spike and Buffy. (at least one person recced the comment.)

Curious, how often do you need to buy a new keyboard?

I am hell on keyboards. I've taken them out with coffee and soft drinks and lost a number to mystery sticking keys.

That stuff is always a PITA, Seska. My mom used to do that at work. Nobody ever remembers that crap when it's finally their house.

let me get this straight, we're supposed to beat each other up and then come together for the election cycle?

Which is why I don't go there anymore, I don't have the proper bloodthirstiness and paranoia to properly appreciate everyone's outrage.

I'd like to think Shir's drunk, but I suspect this is normal for her.

Exactly. Which is exactly why I don't drink or use drugs. With a brain like mine, the fun's already installed. Did I mention that I love having fever, because OMG, the hallucinations and the giggling is AWESOME? Seriously, you don't need any exterior aids with the way my mind works.

{{Seska}} I hope tomorrow will make up for everything you've been through with the house by now.

Night, mes Bitches!

Actually, I'm finding my time in fandom distressingly applicable to commenting in the political arena. If you think of Obama as the Show-Runner in Chief, that is. We have BNFs and everything. And Olbermann staged the world's first BNF Internet flounceoff.(Complete with obligatory shame-faced return...I was a little embarrassed for him, actually. Cliche much?) But many Kossacks freaked, and I was like "Did he copy Markos' code and babble to himself in the Daily Keith?"

"No."

"Fake his own death and get his fake girlfriend to tell us."

"No, that's insane... Nobody would.."

"I still win."

BNF Internet flounceoff.

Oh, that was funny, when everyone was "so mee-eean!" to him. And people scolded the big meanies who made Keith cry.

And Olbermann staged the world's first BNF Internet flounceoff.(Complete with obligatory shame-faced return...I was a little embarrassed for him, actually. Cliche much?)

Whoa! When did this happen? and what's a BNF?

BNF--Big Name Fan. Erika can describe the event with much more verve than I could.