Angel: I can stay in town as long as you want me. Buffy: How's forever? Does forever work for you?

'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


tommyrot - Dec 03, 2010 11:18:02 am PST #10090 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

You think that's not happening now?

It's not, because they're not posting videos....


Ginger - Dec 03, 2010 11:21:29 am PST #10091 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

It's not, because they're not posting videos....

If a Peep explodes due to antimatter and it's not on the web, did it really happen?


Volans - Dec 03, 2010 11:31:43 am PST #10092 of 30000
move out and draw fire

Pictures or it didn't.

"Don't test me Mr. Obama. Do not test the Pleidians." really needs to be a t-shirt


Ginger - Dec 03, 2010 11:34:34 am PST #10093 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Who knows? Maybe the last three people in the world who have the sense not to post their drunken experiments with multi-million-dollar equipment work there.


tommyrot - Dec 03, 2010 11:41:59 am PST #10094 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

"Do not test the Pleidians."

Yeah, they might attack you with an antimatter-infused Peep....


omnis_audis - Dec 03, 2010 11:42:37 am PST #10095 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Puts a little extra pressure on finding true love in a timely manner.

Or less since, you know, what's the point?

Because I like cuddling. And kissing. And sex! And sharing things with a significant other. :: sigh :: Fuck. I really need to get over this shy thing, and figure out how to not be awkward around women I like.


Polter-Cow - Dec 03, 2010 11:49:44 am PST #10096 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Yeah, but then you'll get sucked into a time vortex and never have existed, so.


omnis_audis - Dec 03, 2010 11:51:55 am PST #10097 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

maybe you missed the part about wanting sex.


Barb - Dec 03, 2010 2:21:55 pm PST #10098 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

In oh holy jeebus news, part eleventy billion, our national writing organization now has their lawyers involved on my behalf as well.

She hadn't done anything with respect to me, but apparently, while either acting president or immediate past president of her local chapter, she started a competing writer's group. Now mind you, the national group has no issue with the members being affiliated with other groups, nor with them starting other groups, so it has to be the manner in which she did it, which, if I had to guess, she tried to pull off some sort of coup, using her influence as leadership of her local chapter (which is one of the largest in the country) in order to entice members away from the local chapter and over to her new group.

However she did it or whatever she did, she is definitely persona non grata with them-


amych - Dec 03, 2010 2:25:47 pm PST #10099 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Given her tactics, she probably tried to sue the national group for using the word "writers".