Larry and his codpiece.
Awww, good times.
I'm just, uh, just feeling kinda... truthsome right now. And, uh... life's just too damn short for ifs and maybes.
Mal ,'Heart Of Gold'
Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Jun 29, 2010 8:05:32 am PDT #9536 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
tommyrot - Jun 29, 2010 8:08:32 am PDT #9537 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
tommyrot - Jun 29, 2010 8:27:15 am PDT #9538 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Cat Lassie Is Unconcerned with Your Suffering
Why was Lassie made with a dog rather than a cat? Because Timmy would have died in the first episode otherwise.
This is allegedly a sketch from a short-lived comedy show called The Downer Channel.
Daisy Jane - Jun 29, 2010 8:33:03 am PDT #9539 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
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msbelle - Jun 29, 2010 8:37:52 am PDT #9540 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
ok FINE
Things to do work edition:
4 internal contracts
docs for boss' boss to sign
write up invoice process
write up procurement process
sort out Bloomberg bills
process stack of invoices (5-10)
call vendors to change invoice contact name (15+ vendors)
make reservation for drinks tonight for management team
flea - Jun 29, 2010 8:39:06 am PDT #9541 of 30001
information libertarian
I have a near-overwhelming desire to just go home. There is, like, nothing for me to do at work for the next 6 weeks. It feels ridiculous to complain about being paid to do nothing most of the day, but it's freakin' killing me. I need structure, people! Accomplishments make me feel good about myself!
msbelle - Jun 29, 2010 8:40:45 am PDT #9542 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
flea, wanna research on the TiVO site what I need to do wrt moving?
beth b - Jun 29, 2010 8:42:35 am PDT #9543 of 30001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
make the reservations ( fast)
write up the invoice process and the check it by processing the invoices
any time you need a break call a vendor.
I knw that is only part of your list, and I don't know what is important -- but it breaks part of it down in a related looking way -- which you can ignore
ehab - Jun 29, 2010 8:43:12 am PDT #9544 of 30001
...all my words have been taken by my work. - Mala
flea I just have to commiserate. I just started a new job with an organization that is bureaucratic and slow moving. I'm in my third week and I still have no phone, v/m, no access to the sytems I'll be working with, and it will take four weeks to obtain the licenses for software I'll need to do my job.
There's only so much reading of procedural documents and the slow trickle of emails that can keep me entertained. The day crawls by and it's wreaking havoc with my self esteem and mood.
Ginger - Jun 29, 2010 8:47:04 am PDT #9545 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Re smoked salmon vodka:
Once the fish is smoked, the skin is removed and employees masticate the fillets.
Doesn't that sound like the employees chew the fish and spit it out?