Would a unicorn vampire slayer be a vampire slayer who is a unicorn or a slayer who slays vampire unicorns?
The former. That magical horn is just begging to be a vampire slaying weapon.
Fred: Oh my God! Angel, you're…cute! Angel: Fred, don't! Fred: Oh, but the little hands! And the hair! Angel: Hey! You're fired.
'Smile Time'
Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Kristen - Jun 25, 2010 8:07:19 pm PDT #9051 of 30001
Burrell - Jun 25, 2010 8:09:27 pm PDT #9052 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
A unicorn vampire SLAYER. Now that would be awesome.
hee!
I haven't read the Twilight books, but I would TOTALLY read about Davos. IJS.
Davos was pretty great. Of course, Isaac's narrative skills were a bit undeveloped at that point. He mostly just told me of Davos parentage over and over.
He also used to tell me about his (Isaac that is) pet germ. Evidently it was quite tame. Isaac could let it climb in him mouth and eat the food off his teeth.
DavidS - Jun 25, 2010 8:21:46 pm PDT #9053 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
How are devilled eggs lazy? Aren't they a pain to make?
Once you've got boiled eggs it takes about five minutes to make devilled eggs. I literally made them before JZ had finished up a handful of chips and salsa.
§ ita § - Jun 25, 2010 8:32:27 pm PDT #9054 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
The incredibly ridiculous-looking toughest fighter in the world:
They have a cave troll.
DavidS - Jun 25, 2010 8:34:04 pm PDT #9055 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
They have a cave troll.
Heh. Right?
Give him a club.
bon bon - Jun 25, 2010 9:29:07 pm PDT #9056 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
The cave troll loves ice cream...and sweaters: [link]
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smonster - Jun 26, 2010 5:20:14 am PDT #9057 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
I've watched that dude fight. He may not look like much, but damn he can make short work of anyone else.
Loved the SFF pinups.
I walked Frankie, loaded the dishwasher, made breakfast and am watching more Avatar. Given that I'm not usually up at this point, that's pretty good. Now I need to plan the rest of the day.
sarameg - Jun 26, 2010 5:32:29 am PDT #9058 of 30001
Am reminded why I could not live here. Called the pool a couple days ago to get hours, especially saturday ones. City pools have no online presence to speak of, so you pretty much gotta call. Anyway, go at appointed time. It's closed. It remains closed. Answering machine(!) does not give hours. Figure someone just didn't want to show up for shift.
There's a reason this place is called the land of manana, and that's a reason I can't live here.
Burrell - Jun 26, 2010 5:49:13 am PDT #9059 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
poor sarameg.
I was awakened today by my son searching me out for hugs. It was after 7 am. That's a double win! Am now drinking yummy Peets coffee... with soy creamer. Qualified win there, but I'm getting used to the new flavor.
DavidS - Jun 26, 2010 5:55:56 am PDT #9060 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Matilda is in a mild tizzy this morning picking out her dress for Lily's arrival.
She popped up in bed this morning and announced to me: "Nothing happened! No windows are broke. The police are going to catch the bad guys who broke the window. They stole my brother's DS. If the police shoot them, I can kick them. Then poop on them."
So apparently I am the parent of Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog.
I am sad for Burrell's soy and sarameg's lack of swimming.