Italy is out. The defending champs are gone.
I would NEVER wave at a man dressed as a Snickers bar. That is sick and wrong. J'accuse!
What kind of candy bar would he have to dress as?
Murk: But you're a God! The Sacred Glorificus! Glory: I'm a God in exile. Far from the Hellfires of Home and sharing my body with an enemy that stabs my boys in their fleshy little stomachs!
'Dirty Girls'
Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Gudanov - Jun 24, 2010 6:58:21 am PDT #8712 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
tommyrot - Jun 24, 2010 6:59:12 am PDT #8713 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Ooh, the actual article is online: Woman in sumo wrestler suit assaulted her ex-girlfriend in gay pub
She had been in an on-off relationship with Talbot for three years which had ended in March 2007. During the evening Talbot, who was wearing an inflatable sumo suit, bumped into her. When she turned around, the accused said to her: "Keep smiling, c**t."
Later, a man dressed as a Snickers bar began waving at her and when she went to wave back, Talbot pushed her arm from behind. When she asked what the problem was, Talbot said: "Your arm's in my way."
When she again asked what her problem was, Talbot "flipped" and started screaming abuse at her.
Ms Martin's friend Suzanne Bowes got in between them. Talbot was saying something about Ms Martin's dead sister that she could not hear over the music so she turned her head to listen.
"The next thing, I got a blow to the left side of my head beside the temple," Ms Martin said. "My knees went from under me and I went down. She walked away, laughing and sneering at me. I had a massive lump on the side of my head."
The whole article is really quite... something.
§ ita § - Jun 24, 2010 7:00:25 am PDT #8714 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Isner won. Wow. Just...wow. My heart was going to break either way, but it breaks extra hard for the unseeded underdog who held on this long.
smonster - Jun 24, 2010 7:01:35 am PDT #8715 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
That article is like a tabloid Mad Libs. Dead sister? Really?
edit: ita beat me to it.
From the liveblog:
They're having a ceremony ... to congratulate both players on taking part in such a ludicrous match.
tommyrot - Jun 24, 2010 7:01:38 am PDT #8716 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
it breaks extra hard for the unseeded underdog who held on this long.
Yeah.
Well, at least he's in the record books....
Steph L. - Jun 24, 2010 7:04:27 am PDT #8717 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
I would NEVER wave at a man dressed as a Snickers bar. That is sick and wrong. J'accuse!
What kind of candy bar would he have to dress as?
Caramello.
§ ita § - Jun 24, 2010 7:07:14 am PDT #8718 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Guess who won and who lost:
You know when you come out and you play a match like this, with an atmosphere like this, you don't feel tired really.
or
At this moment it is just really painful
tommyrot - Jun 24, 2010 7:09:32 am PDT #8719 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
What kind of candy bar would he have to dress as?
Caramello
If you punch a man dressed as a Caramello bar, will he ooze nummy filling where his chocolate exoskeleton is broken?
sumi - Jun 24, 2010 7:18:35 am PDT #8720 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!
OMG, Isner has a doubles match later today???
§ ita § - Jun 24, 2010 7:21:05 am PDT #8721 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Isner has a doubles match later today???
His partner is currently playing singles, so maybe not.