Ooh, the actual article is online: Woman in sumo wrestler suit assaulted her ex-girlfriend in gay pub

She had been in an on-off relationship with Talbot for three years which had ended in March 2007. During the evening Talbot, who was wearing an inflatable sumo suit, bumped into her. When she turned around, the accused said to her: "Keep smiling, c**t."

Later, a man dressed as a Snickers bar began waving at her and when she went to wave back, Talbot pushed her arm from behind. When she asked what the problem was, Talbot said: "Your arm's in my way."

When she again asked what her problem was, Talbot "flipped" and started screaming abuse at her.

Ms Martin's friend Suzanne Bowes got in between them. Talbot was saying something about Ms Martin's dead sister that she could not hear over the music so she turned her head to listen.

"The next thing, I got a blow to the left side of my head beside the temple," Ms Martin said. "My knees went from under me and I went down. She walked away, laughing and sneering at me. I had a massive lump on the side of my head."

The whole article is really quite... something.

Isner won. Wow. Just...wow. My heart was going to break either way, but it breaks extra hard for the unseeded underdog who held on this long.

That article is like a tabloid Mad Libs. Dead sister? Really?

edit: ita beat me to it.

From the liveblog:

They're having a ceremony ... to congratulate both players on taking part in such a ludicrous match.

it breaks extra hard for the unseeded underdog who held on this long.

Yeah.

Well, at least he's in the record books....

I would NEVER wave at a man dressed as a Snickers bar. That is sick and wrong. J'accuse!

What kind of candy bar would he have to dress as?

Caramello.

Guess who won and who lost:

You know when you come out and you play a match like this, with an atmosphere like this, you don't feel tired really.

or

At this moment it is just really painful

What kind of candy bar would he have to dress as?

Caramello

If you punch a man dressed as a Caramello bar, will he ooze nummy filling where his chocolate exoskeleton is broken?

OMG, Isner has a doubles match later today???

Isner has a doubles match later today???

His partner is currently playing singles, so maybe not.

A Sullivan quote of an article discussing the repeal of "Don't ask, don't tell":

"If a guy saves my ass, he sure as hell can look at it."

Heh.