CHILDREN don't see anything unnatural about trees. That's something people like YOU put on them. Treevert.
'Potential'
Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Hey, I noticed really young that something was just wrong about plants having their wild sex all out in the open. No one had to tell me it was wrong. I mean, beyond my sinuses. They were emphatic.
And yet you watched, didn't you? You're like those Republican creeps in bondage bars where "lesbians" makeout for their voyeuristic pleasure.
Their sexual gratification is not for YOU. Trees are not there to give you wood.
Trees are not there to give you wood.
Just as well. I'm a girl.
And now you don't believe in girl wood?
SOMEONE REVOKE THAT WOMAN'S CLITORIS
Time for Who-Sans-Interruptions. I'll have to be disgusted at you later.
SOMEONE REVOKE THAT WOMAN'S CLITORIS
I'll take "Sentences Never Spoken Before" for $100, Alex.
Happy birthday, Plei! I hope the day treated you better than you deserve, which is to say fabulously!
I bought a new shea butter hand lotion today--vetiver scented. It's nice and subtle, and I don't smell like a bowl of fruit when I use it. Also doesn't clash with my favorite perfumes. The middle and top notes are complimentary.
Waves at Maria
I have had bourbon.
I like bourbon.
Hiya Perkins!
I like bourbon too. I do not have any more in the house. It is now too late to remedy this particular situation. Thanks for bringing it to my attention in a timely fashion.
Wherefore art thou, Woodford Reserve? Not in my freakin' house, and therfore not in my glass, lovingly caressing the contained cubes of ice. Woe is me.