I am at the bar and someone is talking fan fiction at me.
I go to the wrong bars. Or, depending on how they're discussing it, the right ones.
F. Mitchell. Especially if he was wearing leather pants at any point.
C. Jackson. The repeated deaths would get on my nerves. Am I a widow or not, buddy? Commit already!
M. O'Neill. My first crush has aged very well.
I am at the bar and someone is talking fan fiction at me.
Are they reading Bitches?
Are YOU reading Bitches?
Someone please tell me why I am so enraptured by this dress? (With the black sash, of course.) I think I'd wear it with black fishnets, black granny boots, and black lipstick. And maybe my mini black & white tricorn.
F Cam Mitchell
C Daniel Jackson
M Jack O'Neill
Someone please tell me why I am so enraptured by this dress?
Because it's fantastic but way too short for me. Easy Peasy.
Because it's fantastic but way too short for me. Easy Peasy.
Ah. So what you're saying is that it isn't just the mild fever and possible mono making me go a bit funny in the head? Okay.
NO THEY WERE NOT. I WAS NOT.
CHANNELING RIO.
I NEED A SHIRT THAT SAYS "NINJA, PLEASE."
F Jackson, C O'Neill (but I'd still want to hang out with him), M Mitchell.
(belatedly)
What are people doing this weekend?
Tomorrow is TV delivery day for me, so I have a lot of prep stuff I should do first, then I have several hours of TV watching to do, then Sunday I have a groupon massage schedule.