Oh, god. I am at the bar and someone is talking fan fiction at me. THE INTERNET HAS ESCAPED. I REPEAT. THE INTERNET HAS ESCAPED.
Spike: I'm not a monster. Xander: Yes! You are a monster. Vampires are monsters! They make monster movies about them! Spike: Well, yeah. Got me there.
'Dirty Girls'
Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Daisy Jane - Jun 18, 2010 1:31:39 pm PDT #7578 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
tommyrot - Jun 18, 2010 1:32:28 pm PDT #7579 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
THE INTERNET HAS ESCAPED. I REPEAT. THE INTERNET HAS ESCAPED.
DEPLOY THE ROOMBA-RIDING CATS!
Amy - Jun 18, 2010 1:33:24 pm PDT #7580 of 30001
Because books.
I am at the bar and someone is talking fan fiction at me.
Run awaaaaaaay ...
Daisy Jane - Jun 18, 2010 1:34:26 pm PDT #7581 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Y'all are not making me look sane here...
Lee - Jun 18, 2010 1:35:39 pm PDT #7582 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
It was decided we need ice cream, so TPTB stocked all of the freezers in the office.
SUGAR RUSH
Atropa - Jun 18, 2010 2:05:21 pm PDT #7583 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
(x-posty with Bitches) Zenkitty! The package arrived today, thank you so much!
Calli - Jun 18, 2010 2:18:50 pm PDT #7584 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
I am at the bar and someone is talking fan fiction at me.
I go to the wrong bars. Or, depending on how they're discussing it, the right ones.
F. Mitchell. Especially if he was wearing leather pants at any point.
C. Jackson. The repeated deaths would get on my nerves. Am I a widow or not, buddy? Commit already!
M. O'Neill. My first crush has aged very well.
Steph L. - Jun 18, 2010 2:27:57 pm PDT #7585 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
I am at the bar and someone is talking fan fiction at me.
Are they reading Bitches?
Are YOU reading Bitches?
Atropa - Jun 18, 2010 2:54:15 pm PDT #7586 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Someone please tell me why I am so enraptured by this dress? (With the black sash, of course.) I think I'd wear it with black fishnets, black granny boots, and black lipstick. And maybe my mini black & white tricorn.
Cass - Jun 18, 2010 2:54:22 pm PDT #7587 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
I am at the bar and someone is talking fan fiction at me.
Hee!