I'd rather be Loki right now.  His biggest trauma is that I pull him off the freaking 15' up deck railing, preventing him from eating Anna's plants.  Or maybe that I don't let him  out on the deck, given how he cried and cried at the door tonight when I was making dinner.
I'd like to be a housecat in my house this week.  Or month.
	
 
		
		
Did we already discuss this and I missed it: WTF is up with the Olympic mascots for London 2012?!?
No, I mean SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FUCK. They're like something out of a fever dream.
	
 
		
		
No, I mean SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FUCK. They're like something out of a fever dream.
Rejected Doctor Who aliens.  They have to be.
	
 
		
		
Have you seen the other Olympic mascots?  Always hokey.
	
 
		
		
I keep thinking they're a joke.
Or -- remember The Simpsons episode where the Olympics comes to Springfield, and Homer creates Springy the mascot? Yeah, Springy was better than these freaky-deaky things.
	
 
		
		
Have you seen the other Olympic mascots? Always hokey.
No! The Vancouver mascots were awesome and in no way CREEPY.
	
 
		
		
And I *love* Smoky, the mascot for the 1932 Olympics. Now that's how it's done! 
	
 
		
		
Sorry, think Vancouver's were odd too.  I'm not a fan of made up mascots.
	
 
		
		
Sorry, think Vancouver's were odd too. I'm not a fan of made up mascots.
I know they weren't real creatures, but they looked cuddly. The London ones look...not cuddly.