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Kate P. - Jun 16, 2010 8:34:33 am PDT #6922 of 30001

That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

'Minotaurs The New Vampires' Says Publishing Executive Desperate To Find New Vampires

I honestly would have believed this was a real, non-Onion article.

Me too! My hands were full when I read that, and I had a few moments of wondering before I could check the link. I almost decided I'd rather not know and just go on desperately hoping it was the Onion.

bon bon - Jun 16, 2010 8:35:20 am PDT #6923 of 30001

It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I'm sure there's a minotaur in the paranormal romance genre somewhere.

§ ita § - Jun 16, 2010 8:38:49 am PDT #6924 of 30001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm sure there's a minotaur in the paranormal romance genre somewhere.

Okay, that's too close to bestiality for me to contemplate peacefully.

My headache is making me want to punch something. And Exchange is messing with me. I need to take a break to my car.

tommyrot - Jun 16, 2010 8:42:18 am PDT #6925 of 30001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Okay, that's too close to bestiality for me to contemplate peacefully.

Which is more bestiality-ish? Human/minotaur sex, or human/centaur sex?

Jessica - Jun 16, 2010 8:43:53 am PDT #6926 of 30001

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Honestly, both scenarios present some pretty daunting logistical problems.

Gudanov - Jun 16, 2010 8:45:14 am PDT #6927 of 30001

Coding and Sleeping

Strange question, the only way to win is not to answer.

tommyrot - Jun 16, 2010 8:45:16 am PDT #6928 of 30001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Also, what would the offspring be like from a minotaur/centaur union? Baby minotaurs and centaurs? Or some bull/horsie things and some pure humans?

Allyson - Jun 16, 2010 8:45:51 am PDT #6929 of 30001

Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I need these shoes, right?

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Frankenbuddha - Jun 16, 2010 8:45:52 am PDT #6930 of 30001

"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Honestly, both scenarios present some pretty daunting logistical problems.

Catherine the Great would agree.

t /Historical urban myth

amych - Jun 16, 2010 8:46:20 am PDT #6931 of 30001

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Allyson, yes. Yes you do.

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