I'm sure there's a minotaur in the paranormal romance genre somewhere.
Jayne: 'Cause I don't know these folks. Don't much care to. Mal: They're whores. Jayne: I'm in.
'Heart Of Gold'
Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
bon bon - Jun 16, 2010 8:35:20 am PDT #6923 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
§ ita § - Jun 16, 2010 8:38:49 am PDT #6924 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'm sure there's a minotaur in the paranormal romance genre somewhere.
Okay, that's too close to bestiality for me to contemplate peacefully.
My headache is making me want to punch something. And Exchange is messing with me. I need to take a break to my car.
tommyrot - Jun 16, 2010 8:42:18 am PDT #6925 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Okay, that's too close to bestiality for me to contemplate peacefully.
Which is more bestiality-ish? Human/minotaur sex, or human/centaur sex?
Jessica - Jun 16, 2010 8:43:53 am PDT #6926 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Honestly, both scenarios present some pretty daunting logistical problems.
Gudanov - Jun 16, 2010 8:45:14 am PDT #6927 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
Strange question, the only way to win is not to answer.
tommyrot - Jun 16, 2010 8:45:16 am PDT #6928 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Also, what would the offspring be like from a minotaur/centaur union? Baby minotaurs and centaurs? Or some bull/horsie things and some pure humans?
Allyson - Jun 16, 2010 8:45:51 am PDT #6929 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Frankenbuddha - Jun 16, 2010 8:45:52 am PDT #6930 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Honestly, both scenarios present some pretty daunting logistical problems.
Catherine the Great would agree.
t /Historical urban myth
amych - Jun 16, 2010 8:46:20 am PDT #6931 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Allyson, yes. Yes you do.
tommyrot - Jun 16, 2010 8:46:27 am PDT #6932 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I need these shoes, right?
Yes. For book readings.